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TAJ:The legendary
Van Wilder was my mentor.
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He allowed me to be the king
of fun
at Coolidge School
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thanks to his sagacious
life lessons
like "Two is company",
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and "three is only good
if there are no classes
the next day"
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Now I'm going to England
to follow another's path
great man, my father,
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and continue with
my academic studies
at Camford University.
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After getting my degree
in history,
I will continue with a
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Diploma in mashing potatoes.
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And you didn't hear anything
of what I have been saying.
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Only one, my lord,
expert in mashing potatoes.
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Stewardess: Chicken or fish?
TAJ: I want to eat chicken.
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Enjoy.
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TAJ: Thank you, how kind.
Stewardess: It was nothing.
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Yes.
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Stewardess: Chicken or fish?
PASSENGER: Chicken.
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Sorry.
Yeah?
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Is it spicy
homemade sauce
of Madame Mandira?
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Do you know her?
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Habanero and cayenne
mixed with lime,
vinegar, onion and salt.
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It comes from the lake
Calcutta salty.
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Do you want some?
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(NODS)
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I'm gross.
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(MOANER SUCKING)
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I'm sorry. It is that
I am fascinated by spices.
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Do they "fascinate" you?
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Well...
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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You want some,
right, naughty little slut?
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Come get him.
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(TORN FABRIC)
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(MOANS)
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(MOANING) I want more.
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I want more.
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I said I want more.
Yes, yes.
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Yeah? Yeah? Do you want sauce
in your kabobs, baby?
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Oh, it's hot.
Very hot.
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Seriously, it's hot...
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(SCREAMS) Burn!
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NARRATOR:
Van Wilder 2
the adventures of Taj.
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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Do you smell it, Balzac?
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It's the aroma
of our education.
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The aroma of minds
absorbing his studies.
The aroma...
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(GIRLS TALKING)
TAJ: Yes.
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Also about that.
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There is no time to waste,
my friend,
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to the fraternity
where my family
became legend.
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Walk.
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"Why drive
on the opposite side"
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"direct you on your way."
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"Write that down. They go."
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(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES(¿)
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Wow, wow.
What do we have here?
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Percy?
2:30,
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Taj Mahal...
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Badalandabad.
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TAJ: Wow.
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It's more magnificent
than I imagined.
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BOTH: Welcome to the house
of the Foxes and Hounds.
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(TRIUMPHAL MUSIC)
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Pip: Good afternoon.
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Pip Everett,
Earl of Grey.
How are you?
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I'm very well, thank you.
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Gorgeous.
Can we help you?
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my name is
Taj Mahal Badalandabad,
and I will be your newest member.
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Fantastic.
Fantastic.
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I will introduce you.
Thank you.
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This is incredible.
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This is the best fraternity
from all over England.
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I have dreamed of this day
since I was little.
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Champagne?
Thank you.
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Since my father, Dilip,
known for the Hounds
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like brooms
Badalandabad.
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he told me stories
about his time here
during the roaring '60s.
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NARRATOR:
The Foxes and Hounds 1965.
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(WOMEN SCREAMS)
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Silence.
Silence, ladies.
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I have enjoyed like never before
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doing it with you,
girls
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But the distribution
be my seed of love
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will have to wait.
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(SHOUT DISAPPOINTED)
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How cute. How nice.
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And we are happy
have you as a member.
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Welcome.
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Girls, take
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to Sir Escobazos Segundo
to his room.
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BOTH: It will be a pleasure.
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TAJ: Thank you, ladies.
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Know? something about you
reminds me of you.
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Because?
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Mr. Badalandabad?
Yeah?
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Can you give me your letter
of acceptance?
Clear.
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Thank you.
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Do they usually put them
in an album
of memories?
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No. Actually, no.
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Oh no.
What happens?
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This is very strange.
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It seems that
they made a mistake.
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Typographic, in fact.
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The letter was to say
that you were not accepted.
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That?
I'm sorry.
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But it happens
from time to time
to say hello
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But my father attended.
It's my legacy.
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To what other place
do you expect me to go?
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I understand what
What do you feel, friend?
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I know of an opportunity,
but only eligible
for "dongs".
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Maybe consider a Taj.
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To the dongs in America
They usually tell them:
"Educational advisors."
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In fact, I have already
worked as an advisor.
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Yes. Here it is.
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What is this?
You will be like a head of the house
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for a small group
of students in one place
called: "the Granary".
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How do you say?
Exquisite architecture.
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Really?
An old building.
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Is it red?
No.
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So it's not a barn.
But it has history.
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I wish you luck.
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Oh, and you.
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Come, Balzac.
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Come on.
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God, how huge
He has them.
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Did you see his face?
The Barn?
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That must be the best
until now.
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You were great.
It was a classic, Pip.
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Bright.
Don't you ever get bored
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to repeat that horrible
degrading mockery?
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ALL (LAUGHING): No.
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Another great performance.
I admit that it is very funny.
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There is...
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(FECES THAT CRUSHES)
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Can someone bring me
wet wipes?
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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Well, Balzac,
how would i say
Mr. Van Wilder:
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"The building doesn't matter,
but the people inside".
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Let's go in.
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(BLOWS)
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(DRIP)
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Excuse me. I'm looking
a building.
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The Granary is its name.
Get out of here.
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piece of garbage
disgusting
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Sorry for the intrusion,
idiot face
of a mad dog.
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Hey, you talk
the local language.
As it should be.
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Hello.
Hello, nice clothes.
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I am Gethin.
Hi Gethin, I'm Taj,
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I will be your educational advisor.
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Oh!
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How sorry I am, sir.
The house is terrible.
What a shame.
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Enough. Don't call me sir
and don't be so formal.
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Here we are friends
and, Gethin,
the back straight.
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a man
gives more confidence
when erect.
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What is all this?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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I'm doing
double career.
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Mathematics
and quantum physics.
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You follow the tradition
of the great Stephen Hawking,
huh?
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Not so much. The geniuses
numerics do not have
great social life,
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so I did a study
sexual compatibility
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from all schools
of England.
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Camford got rate
of single girls
and willing
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taller nerd.
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in search
of the pink cave.
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Gethin, I think we are one
desirous spirit
of the vertical smile.
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What, sir?
The vertical smile.
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Or scrambled eggs
well golden.
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I don't know what that is.
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up
towards the rear.
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GETHIN: How do you say?
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(GAME SHOTS)
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Hello. What is your name?
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Hello?
Simon never says anything.
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Simon?
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I'm also glad to meet you.
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And I hope you share
your thoughts
whenever you want.
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What do you say, Balzac?
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How are you?
Have you seen my friends yet?
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Hey, what's with that dog?
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is dragging
a couple of pumpkins
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It's an English bulldog
of pure blood.
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It's English, right?
Rightly so
It's so scary.
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(MURMURING) Hey!
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He heard you.
And what is that?
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Why so much fury?
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I am Irish and they have
mistreated for more
500 years and counting.
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Well, I come
of India.
Did you know?
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and England
invaded India
in the 18th century
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and just left
60 years ago.
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Until then, we were another
of their colonies, as well
than Northern Ireland.
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Oh really?
Yes.
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We are brothers.
(HE DROWNS HIM WITH THE BLOW)
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I'm dead.
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And I guess they are real.
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Does it still hurt?
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sorry for hitting you
in the face, man.
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Do you want any of this?
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No no. I've had enough
dizziness for a day.
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Thanks, Seamus.
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Sadie, it's Taj Badalandabad,
new head of house.
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Hello, buddy.
Shake it, I don't have herpes
or anything.
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That?
He wants to say hello.
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Clear.
Of course. Hello.
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GETHIN:
Sadie is from London.
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It's difficult to understand him.
It has its own dialect.
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It shows.
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Do you like being a student
from Camford, Sadie?
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Yes, it's nice.
but the men
They are very stretched.
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It is very difficult to find
men worth it
take by the handle.
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Do fellatio.
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surround with the tongue
a very thick one
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and slide into it
inside, outside,
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inside, outside,
inside, outside.
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I like to milk them
until they explode
in my mouth.
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I must be great
with dialects.
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I understood everything he said.
Very good.
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How long are you going to stay?
before you move
to a better house,
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Mr. Badalandabad?
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I don't understand.
Don't worry, sir.
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We know what this is like.
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SADIE: Well, for the people.
from this campus
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we are the dirt
that are cleaned
of the shoes.
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SEAMUS: In my opinion,
You paint it too pretty.
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TAJ: Hey, time out.
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Recently, I was
right where you are.
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Or similar.
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Not really.
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But the point is
there is potential, yes?
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There is a lot of talent
unused here.
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Sometimes grow your own
greatness can be
a little late
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Don't worry, sir.
They always tell us
nice things
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And then they leave.
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Balzac, I think I won't be
the sultan of sex
as expected.
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I just wanted to spread the cream
Badalandabad
in a delicious cake.
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And you, Van, what would you do?
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(MOANS ARE HEARD)
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TAJ: Yes. That's great.
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(SENSUAL MUSIC)
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TAJ: What's wrong?
is it too much for you?
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(LOUDER MOANS)
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TAJ: You're a bitch.
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Say it. Say it.
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WOMAN:Yes.
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You like a long one,
Right, Miss Naked America?
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Yes of course.
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To Miss Nevada
He likes it very hard.
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Shout more for more points.
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Look at this. It's incredible.
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Good morning, guys.
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SEAMUS: Damn.
It must have cost a fortune.
250
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,918
It is an investment.
251
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,751
The luckiest guys
from campus live here.
252
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:25,584
Who will move?
The new you, Gethin.
253
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,167
The new you.
254
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:32,334
And to celebrate, I made
They will invite us to the big dance
inauguration of the campus.
255
00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:35,334
SEAMUS: He's crazy.
Tie. what time
let's go? Hey!
256
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:36,709
Where are they going?
257
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:40,626
The dance is offered by
the hare face and his chorus
of pretty children.
258
00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:42,542
Yes, translation?
259
00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:46,459
Pip Everett is the Earl
Grey's, familiar
close to the Queen.
260
00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:48,292
He also heads
Foxes and Hounds
261
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:49,751
who sponsor the dance.
262
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:52,709
Yes, we have seen each other
and there is nothing to worry about.
263
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:56,083
No, sir.
He doesn't understand it.
264
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:58,959
We all went
invited to your fraternity
265
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:02,292
and to everyone when they arrive
they told us that there was
266
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:04,334
a "typo"
in the acceptance letter.
267
00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:07,626
Well said. The damned
They repeat that every year.
268
00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:10,083
just to play
Did it happen to everyone?
269
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,375
But they must be furious.
270
00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:17,042
No. It's basically
the story
of our lives.
271
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:20,500
The story of...
I can't believe what I hear.
272
00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:23,334
Those damn ones
Despicable foxes.
273
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,959
Those disgusting vomits
274
00:16:26,042 --> 00:16:28,792
they have no right
to tell us what to do.
275
00:16:28,876 --> 00:16:31,334
We will teach them... No,
276
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:34,500
we will teach ourselves that we can
go wherever we want,
277
00:16:34,584 --> 00:16:36,667
whenever we want.
278
00:16:36,751 --> 00:16:39,626
We will go to that party
and with style.
279
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,250
(ROCK MUSIC)
280
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:05,542
They are rich, powerful
and good looking.
281
00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:08,709
Take away their attractiveness,
money and superiority,
282
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:10,500
and what do we have left?
Us?
283
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:16,209
My point is, Gethin,
that are not better
than us.
284
00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:18,792
Be brave, guys.
285
00:17:18,876 --> 00:17:23,250
There is an old saying:
"Throw yourself into the abyss alone
It hurts if you forget to fly."
286
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,792
Excuse me, sir.
I think the saying is...
287
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:27,709
It doesn't matter what you say
actually, or is it, Gethin?
288
00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:29,125
It is the intention.
289
00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:30,959
The straight back.
290
00:17:31,042 --> 00:17:32,375
Where is Simon?
291
00:17:32,459 --> 00:17:35,083
He said he would come as soon as
managed to put on the tie.
292
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:38,918
Brilliant. What are they doing here?
Have fun, my little ones
grasshopper
293
00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:43,250
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS)
294
00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:47,584
CHARLOTTE: Hello.
295
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,083
Have you seen the director?
296
00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:52,834
Yes, there it is. Hello.
297
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,626
(MUSIC TAKE NOTES
ESPIONAGE)
298
00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:04,417
(MUMBERS)
299
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,959
Do you want to dance?
Do you want to dance?
300
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:17,042
Do you want to dance?
Do you want to dance?
301
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:20,959
Yeah! Of course I want
dance with you
302
00:18:22,042 --> 00:18:25,334
So thin, so strong,
303
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,542
so virile
304
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:35,918
Did you know not
I bring nothing
of clothes...?
305
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,083
Lady Mulgrove, I think
Lord Mulgrove
I was looking for her.
306
00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:42,751
Too bad.
307
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:47,959
Lady Mulgrove took
too much wine
308
00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:51,000
They had never looked for me
a hernia when dancing.
309
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:54,834
I admit that your slight tremor
It was a little erotic.
310
00:18:57,209 --> 00:18:59,209
Do you want to dance?
311
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:02,876
Actually, I have to...
312
00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:05,709
Go tell your little sister
let it come
Why did I say that?
313
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:08,000
I'm going to cut my wrists
in the corner I deserve it.
314
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,500
Thank you. Bye bye.
Wait.
315
00:19:09,584 --> 00:19:10,751
Yes.
316
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:14,250
Why not?
Brilliant.
317
00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:23,626
I hadn't seen you
earlier on campus.
Yes, I am yours.
318
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:26,459
I mean... new,
I just arrived yesterday.
319
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,584
And what do you think?
It's great.
320
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,542
It's fantastic.
They are very gentle,
321
00:19:31,626 --> 00:19:34,626
except an arrogant fool
called Pip.
322
00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:37,042
Pip?
Yes, Pip Everett,
323
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:40,459
the Earl of Grey,
He is the king of fools.
324
00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:43,375
Didn't they get along?
No.
325
00:19:43,459 --> 00:19:44,918
You'd hate it too.
326
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
I bet just another one
stupid conceited clumsy
327
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:50,042
I would resist your company
more than a few seconds.
328
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:53,459
PIP: Charlie, there you are.
I see you met Haj.
329
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,709
Charlie?
330
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:58,375
Or you can call me
clumsy show-off.
331
00:20:00,042 --> 00:20:02,209
And in the Granary
Is cough very good?
332
00:20:02,292 --> 00:20:06,042
Fabulous, thank you.
The residents
They are very special.
333
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:07,334
Special, yes.
334
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:10,083
SEAMUS: Back off!
say you like it
Irish whiskey.
335
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,375
Excuse me.
336
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:18,417
Forward. They just want
a good kiss
with their husbands.
337
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,125
Are you talking to me?
338
00:20:20,209 --> 00:20:22,250
It's what girls
they want, pretty.
339
00:20:22,334 --> 00:20:23,959
Let them bite them
in the low land.
340
00:20:24,042 --> 00:20:27,417
Yes, the land goes down,
next to the high land
from Scotland,
341
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:28,792
fabulous for vacation.
Excuse me.
342
00:20:28,876 --> 00:20:32,250
No, Taj.
She was talking about her vagina.
Yes, I know.
343
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:33,542
(CUP BLOW
ASKING FOR SILENCE)
344
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:39,918
I give them all
the welcome
to the official opening
345
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,709
of the competition
for the Hastings Cup.
346
00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:46,918
Why do they say
competition
if we always win?
347
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,209
The Hastings Cup represents
the best look
from the university.
348
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:55,167
Camford's inbred cream
has competed for 600 years.
349
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:58,334
And now it is an immense pleasure
350
00:20:58,417 --> 00:21:02,000
present the winners
from last year's cup,
351
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:04,083
the Foxes and Hounds.
352
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,876
(ALL APPLAUD)
353
00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:12,167
Thank you, sir.
354
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,959
on behalf
of my colleagues,
355
00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:16,709
I wish the other houses
best of luck
356
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,083
in the competition
of this year.
357
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:20,751
May the best win.
358
00:21:21,334 --> 00:21:23,500
(APPLAUSE)
359
00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:31,751
Don't let that new
I bother you, Charlie.
360
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:34,709
Don't wrinkle your forehead
of your beautiful face.
361
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,876
Why is it
upset with you?
362
00:21:37,959 --> 00:21:40,667
They rejected it
of the fraternity
the other day.
363
00:21:40,751 --> 00:21:43,209
The poor guy was devastated.
364
00:21:43,292 --> 00:21:46,417
I think... I'll talk to him.
I'll cheer him up a little.
365
00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:48,876
How sweet.
366
00:21:50,459 --> 00:21:52,542
It's part of being an earl,
sky.
367
00:21:52,626 --> 00:21:54,209
TAJ: Constructive criticism.
368
00:21:54,292 --> 00:21:56,250
Seamus, you have to learn
to control that fury.
369
00:21:56,334 --> 00:21:57,459
Sadie, close your legs.
370
00:21:57,542 --> 00:21:59,292
I must calculate
How much can you drink?
371
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:00,667
And Gethin...
372
00:22:03,209 --> 00:22:04,500
Gethin, back straight...
373
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:05,834
PIP: Sorry, Raji.
374
00:22:05,918 --> 00:22:07,751
My name is Taj.
I don't mind.
375
00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:10,000
I just want to give you
some friendly advice.
376
00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:12,667
When my great-great-grandfather,
Rupert Everett Third
377
00:22:12,751 --> 00:22:15,292
He was the first governor
of the Indian colony,
378
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,918
just like me, I had
several pet monkeys.
379
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,417
But I kept them
outside. The exit.
380
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:23,209
Please don't litter
nothing when leaving.
381
00:22:23,292 --> 00:22:24,876
Hey, poop?
I'm Pip.
382
00:22:24,959 --> 00:22:29,375
I know. A friend of mine said
If you can't join them,
beat them.
383
00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:31,584
You should write that down.
384
00:22:35,626 --> 00:22:37,375
(CLASSICAL MUSIC)
385
00:22:43,209 --> 00:22:44,375
(DELICATE SOUND)
386
00:22:49,626 --> 00:22:51,042
(HITS HARD)
387
00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:58,083
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
I am Taj Mahal Badalandabad
388
00:22:58,167 --> 00:22:59,751
What the hell is he doing?
...I'm new...
389
00:22:59,834 --> 00:23:01,584
Shit. He went crazy.
...an advertisement.
390
00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:03,959
in the spirit
of the inaugural ball,
391
00:23:04,042 --> 00:23:09,626
I want to announce the new
formation of a fraternity
starting now.
392
00:23:09,709 --> 00:23:14,584
Ladies and gentlemen, I will
introduce you to the smartest,
the sexy,
393
00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:18,751
and the very literal boy
that came only in a tie.
394
00:23:18,834 --> 00:23:20,542
They are "The Fighting Roosters."
395
00:23:21,042 --> 00:23:22,626
(ALL EXCLAIM)
396
00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:26,751
(LOSER MUSIC)
397
00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:37,167
GETHIN:
we will not show ourselves
in public never.
398
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,459
Now we are a laughingstock.
399
00:23:39,542 --> 00:23:40,792
To hell with them.
400
00:23:40,876 --> 00:23:44,042
why
low self-esteem?
401
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:46,834
We have the potential
to be the best house
on campus.
402
00:23:46,918 --> 00:23:49,918
We even have the capacity
to win the Hastings Cup
this year.
403
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,167
Why do you think
What would we gain?
404
00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:55,584
Seamus, win the cup
consists of accumulating
academic points,
405
00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:57,334
in athletics
and social services.
406
00:23:57,417 --> 00:23:59,417
Now Gethin
It's a great...
Stop, stop.
407
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,417
I got hurt
in rugby,
408
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:03,209
she does it
for a little
of beer...
409
00:24:03,292 --> 00:24:04,876
Hey! And a dinner.
410
00:24:04,959 --> 00:24:07,876
And he has the bright
personality of a toaster.
411
00:24:07,959 --> 00:24:12,167
And they decide to accept defeat
before trying it, right?
412
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:15,375
What if he had given up
Columbus because he got dizzy
in the ocean?
413
00:24:15,459 --> 00:24:19,083
What if Babe Ruth when he was
rookie, I would have thrown
the towel
414
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:21,709
just because he got syphilis?
415
00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:24,959
Or if Ravi Shankar decided
forget the zither
416
00:24:25,042 --> 00:24:29,125
just because I knew it was going
to have more sex
learning guitar?
417
00:24:29,209 --> 00:24:33,751
Guys, society always
suffocates great minds.
418
00:24:35,751 --> 00:24:37,042
You must believe in yourselves.
419
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:39,459
I do it.
420
00:24:40,959 --> 00:24:42,167
Now,
421
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,000
for the Fighting Roosters.
422
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,542
I said:
"for the Gamecocks."
423
00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:54,459
ALL: For
the Fighting Roosters.
TAJ: The Fighting Roosters.
424
00:24:54,542 --> 00:24:57,000
For the Fighting Roosters.
For the Fighting Roosters.
425
00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:58,584
For the Fighting Roosters!
426
00:24:58,667 --> 00:25:01,125
Why do you insist
in manipulating the table,
427
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:03,083
hitting him like that with his fist?
428
00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:04,626
NARRATOR:
The foxes and hounds.
429
00:25:06,626 --> 00:25:08,667
Good morning.
Good morning.
430
00:25:09,959 --> 00:25:12,250
Hey.
431
00:25:12,334 --> 00:25:14,542
last night
I was wonderful,
don't you think?
432
00:25:14,626 --> 00:25:17,000
I was also here.
433
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:20,417
Not the sex, sweetie.
I'm talking about dinner
with Lord Wrightwood.
434
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,876
Do you think it turned out well?
435
00:25:21,959 --> 00:25:24,542
Well you praised him
every sentence.
436
00:25:24,626 --> 00:25:27,500
I was hoping you would get up
to lick her soles.
437
00:25:27,584 --> 00:25:29,209
I also think it turned out well.
438
00:25:29,292 --> 00:25:31,709
After graduation,
to agree to write to me
439
00:25:31,792 --> 00:25:34,542
a recommendation
for a diplomatic position.
440
00:25:34,626 --> 00:25:37,542
Pip, class starts
in an hour.
Let's go back to bed.
441
00:25:37,626 --> 00:25:40,042
But I haven't done it yet
my exercises
442
00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:42,959
And I have to exfoliate.
I can give you warmth.
443
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,626
Charlie, hello?
We did it last night.
444
00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:49,459
Wednesday. Our night.
445
00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:55,918
I don't understand why
we have to have a night.
446
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,792
Why not do it
When do we feel like it?
447
00:25:57,876 --> 00:25:59,792
Because we are British
and we control ourselves.
448
00:25:59,876 --> 00:26:01,584
charlie,
I have a busy schedule.
449
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:03,626
and I won't say
I don't have energy
450
00:26:03,709 --> 00:26:05,876
because I was fornicating
all night
451
00:26:05,959 --> 00:26:09,083
Now, which one do you like more?
452
00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:12,209
Mauve or brown?
I like mallow.
453
00:26:12,292 --> 00:26:14,042
But it doesn't match
with my jaw.
454
00:26:17,626 --> 00:26:20,751
TAJ:"Today
we gave order"
455
00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:25,626
"to the Chancellor
from the UK
and to the Chancellor of Ireland
456
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,834
"to issue respectively
and without delay
457
00:26:28,918 --> 00:26:32,834
"an effective order
immediately so that
458
00:26:32,918 --> 00:26:38,500
"Chickens and pigs are not
tolerated in the House
of the Commons".
459
00:26:38,584 --> 00:26:43,584
Any comments from the diary
of the House of Lords,
volume 64,
460
00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:46,834
August 1832?
461
00:26:46,918 --> 00:26:48,417
(YAWN LOUDLY)
462
00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:51,125
Yes. Me neither.
463
00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:52,751
God, how boring.
464
00:26:57,834 --> 00:27:00,209
Everybody let go
page 32.
465
00:27:02,042 --> 00:27:03,792
Sir?
You heard me.
466
00:27:03,876 --> 00:27:07,000
Everybody let go
page 32.
467
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:10,542
As inThe Society
Of the Dead Poets.
Start page 32.
468
00:27:10,626 --> 00:27:14,042
What are you waiting for? Yes
they don't start the page,
I'm going to fail them.
469
00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:15,209
Yeah!
470
00:27:15,959 --> 00:27:18,459
(THEY MAKE STRENGTH)
471
00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:21,459
They are so old
that have already petrified.
472
00:27:21,542 --> 00:27:23,709
Just throw them
through the window.
473
00:27:23,792 --> 00:27:25,334
(MUMBERS)
474
00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:28,125
He's crazy, seriously.
475
00:27:28,209 --> 00:27:30,709
Lord, I don't think I'll throw
books is a good idea.
476
00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:34,292
Yes, that's it, Seamus.
477
00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:38,042
Now do the same and
send your books flying
back to the 19th century.
478
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,417
(LAUGHTER)
479
00:27:45,584 --> 00:27:46,500
(SIGHES EXASPERATELY)
480
00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:51,167
You can, Gethin.
I don't want to.
481
00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:54,209
Haven't you heard the expression:
"Hello to the old,
goodbye to the new"?
482
00:27:54,292 --> 00:27:56,042
Yes. But I think it says...
483
00:27:56,125 --> 00:27:59,250
It doesn't matter what I say
the expression, Gethin.
484
00:27:59,334 --> 00:28:01,500
Why do you think
When should you shed?
485
00:28:01,584 --> 00:28:02,667
Ejaculate your book.
486
00:28:02,751 --> 00:28:05,209
Do it, Gethin.
Now, let him go.
487
00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:06,542
You gotta throw it, buddy.
488
00:28:06,626 --> 00:28:11,459
Quick, Gethin.
Expel 20 years of oppression
through the window.
489
00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:21,542
(SCREAMS AND BREAKS THE GLASS)
490
00:28:21,626 --> 00:28:22,876
(DOOR SLAMS)
491
00:28:22,959 --> 00:28:26,667
Mr. Badalandabad,
Can you come out for a second?
492
00:28:26,751 --> 00:28:27,918
Sure.
493
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,959
Excuse me, class,
494
00:28:32,042 --> 00:28:34,667
why don't you read the chapter
two while I'm away?
495
00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:38,375
But we don't have books.
496
00:28:40,834 --> 00:28:43,959
Have you lost your mind?
497
00:28:44,042 --> 00:28:45,626
I don't know the rules
by Coolidge.
498
00:28:45,709 --> 00:28:48,626
You investigated me.
Yes. And the truth,
It distresses me.
499
00:28:48,709 --> 00:28:51,417
As your supervisor, it is
my job to see that you continue...
500
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:54,375
Hey, hey, hey.
Are you my supervisor?
501
00:28:54,459 --> 00:28:59,417
Let me say that I feel
very honored
that you control me.
502
00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:02,125
Oh no...
I mean that
I get hard.
503
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,584
(HESITES) Hard... ah...
with my class.
504
00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:10,042
Mr. Badalandabad, the truth,
I don't care what you think
from me or from the books.
505
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,626
If you wish to receive
your doctorate
from the university,
506
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,500
you will have to continue
the established rules...
507
00:29:14,584 --> 00:29:16,500
By whom?
508
00:29:16,584 --> 00:29:20,834
People who wore stockings and
funny clothes and
died decades ago?
509
00:29:20,918 --> 00:29:25,167
Who didn't see the man
on the moon he didn't even listen
to Lil' Kim on an MP3,
510
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:27,500
He hasn't even tried a triple
penetration,
He doesn't even know how...?
511
00:29:27,584 --> 00:29:29,500
What does that have to do with it?
512
00:29:29,584 --> 00:29:31,334
Yes, maybe
I got carried away.
513
00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:33,334
But my point,
Miss Higginson,
514
00:29:33,417 --> 00:29:36,792
is that there is more than one way
to develop a mongoose.
515
00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:40,876
The story can be more
what old dates
and rare artifacts.
516
00:29:40,959 --> 00:29:42,751
teaches us
about us.
517
00:29:42,834 --> 00:29:45,876
About our faults,
hopes and
dreams too.
518
00:29:45,959 --> 00:29:49,042
I repeat it to you,
Mr. Badalandabad,
519
00:29:49,125 --> 00:29:53,292
in this university,
there is only one way
to develop a mongoose.
520
00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:54,334
And it's mine.
521
00:29:55,542 --> 00:29:56,876
Good morning.
522
00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,125
MAN: (OVER SPEAKERS)
Ladies and gentlemen,
523
00:30:07,209 --> 00:30:11,125
welcome to the first
of the seven competencies
524
00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:15,125
among our fraternities
for the Hastings Cup.
525
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,918
The guy is giant.
526
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,125
Guys, calm down, it's badminton.
Even a baby can play.
527
00:30:23,209 --> 00:30:25,083
How difficult can it be?
528
00:30:30,542 --> 00:30:32,167
Simon?
529
00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:33,959
What were you saying?
530
00:30:36,542 --> 00:30:38,167
(CELEBRATES)
531
00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:39,751
(APPLAUSE)
532
00:30:45,667 --> 00:30:47,626
(ROCK MUSIC)
533
00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:06,542
I understand. Yes, it is likely
what we should assume
534
00:31:06,626 --> 00:31:09,876
that, perhaps, we will not go out
victorious of the match.
535
00:31:09,959 --> 00:31:13,751
However, it is important
maintain dignity.
536
00:31:14,626 --> 00:31:16,375
Gethin, let him come in
in the area.
537
00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:18,542
Yes.
I have an idea.
538
00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:19,626
Sadie...
539
00:31:38,709 --> 00:31:40,125
Simon, it's yours!
540
00:31:45,918 --> 00:31:48,417
The Foxes and Hounds win.
541
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,250
TAJ: It wasn't that bad.
542
00:31:51,459 --> 00:31:55,250
Well, yes it was bad,
but why do they refuse
to see the good side?
543
00:31:55,334 --> 00:31:57,417
SEAMUS: That we will die
because of the bruises?
544
00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:00,167
No, we have impressed them.
545
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:02,792
Would you rather be miserable
and acquaintances,
546
00:32:02,876 --> 00:32:04,292
or miserable and anonymous?
547
00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:05,667
ALL: Anonymous.
548
00:32:05,751 --> 00:32:08,083
GETHIN: Sir,
we deceive ourselves
when I thought it existed
549
00:32:08,167 --> 00:32:09,584
a distant opportunity
to win.
550
00:32:09,667 --> 00:32:11,918
SADIE: Look at the table.
We are in last place.
551
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,959
GETHIN: Yes,
but it doesn't mean anything.
552
00:32:14,042 --> 00:32:17,334
We receive a point
for entering.
We are missing 499 points.
553
00:32:17,417 --> 00:32:21,292
Captain Optimist,
It's not like that.
This is a start.
554
00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:22,417
(HORN)
555
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,417
my friends,
556
00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:26,876
not because they are staying
like fools in front of everyone,
557
00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:29,292
means that they are
invisible to others.
558
00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:31,125
It's great, Pip,
559
00:32:31,209 --> 00:32:34,918
because it is very difficult
beat someone
If you don't see where it is.
560
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,042
Beat them? you and your people
They are not worth it.
561
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,292
Diarrhea face.
562
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,500
What did you call me?
That?
563
00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:43,834
You said something, tell me.
No, I didn't say anything.
564
00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:45,292
What did you say?
I don't...
565
00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:47,375
you told me face
of diarrhea.
Oh really? I did it?
566
00:32:47,792 --> 00:32:48,918
(SPEED UP)
567
00:32:49,918 --> 00:32:51,083
(WHISTLE)
568
00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:54,167
TAJ:Seamus, there is
a time and a place
to hit people.
569
00:32:54,250 --> 00:32:57,292
Yesterday was a bad moment
and today is the right place.
570
00:32:57,375 --> 00:33:00,459
Here you can earn points
for the Hastings Cup.
571
00:33:01,709 --> 00:33:04,292
Hey coach,
Do you want to admit it?
572
00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,250
To this one? Not crazy.
573
00:33:06,334 --> 00:33:07,626
Do you think so?
574
00:33:09,876 --> 00:33:11,918
It's one way to do it.
575
00:33:12,667 --> 00:33:13,876
Welcome.
576
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,709
PIP:
Ladies and gentlemen,
577
00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:19,751
I know that your palates
still enjoy
of the last selection,
578
00:33:19,834 --> 00:33:22,459
but I bring a better one
harvest for your delight.
579
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:27,000
I congratulate you, Charlotte.
You have done an excellent
I work with advisors.
580
00:33:27,667 --> 00:33:29,584
Thank you, Provost.
581
00:33:29,667 --> 00:33:31,417
It's always been my theory
582
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,751
that if you are clear
in the rules
and expectations,
583
00:33:33,834 --> 00:33:35,792
the people
generally...
584
00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:42,542
Excuse me for a moment.
I'm sorry.
585
00:33:42,626 --> 00:33:47,209
The next cognac
that you will taste
It is a bottle from 1793...
586
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:51,167
From France. France.
587
00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:54,250
A good harvest,
as I told them.
588
00:33:54,876 --> 00:33:56,334
TAJ: Despite his money,
589
00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:58,542
those statues are worthless
not a cent.
590
00:33:58,626 --> 00:34:00,167
What happens?
591
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:03,834
A visit. We observe
to the superb green
black-tailed
592
00:34:03,918 --> 00:34:05,626
Do you watch birds?
593
00:34:05,709 --> 00:34:08,959
No no. We observe
the behavior
of the aristocrats.
594
00:34:09,042 --> 00:34:10,250
Now.
595
00:34:10,626 --> 00:34:12,876
I'll be back.
596
00:34:12,959 --> 00:34:15,417
I told him to continue
our curriculum.
597
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,375
Yes, and I explained to you
That resume...
598
00:34:17,459 --> 00:34:19,292
It's something
important to me.
599
00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:21,626
And that's why I propose to you
a challenge.
600
00:34:21,709 --> 00:34:23,459
How do you say?
A challenge.
601
00:34:23,542 --> 00:34:25,209
You see, I trust that
602
00:34:25,292 --> 00:34:27,417
academic achievements
of the boys will improve
603
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:28,751
with a series
of school visits.
604
00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:30,209
Oh, is that what you think?
605
00:34:30,292 --> 00:34:31,500
Yes, and since it seems
606
00:34:31,584 --> 00:34:35,000
what we have
a philosophical difference
in our methods,
607
00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:39,000
I suggest solving the
dispute with a challenge
of some kind.
608
00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:41,083
So if I win,
I will continue with the plan...
609
00:34:41,167 --> 00:34:44,667
Nope! There will be no challenge.
610
00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:48,250
This is not a park,
Mr. Badalandabad.
611
00:34:48,334 --> 00:34:51,250
If you wish to receive
your doctorate
from this university,
612
00:34:51,334 --> 00:34:54,292
you must obey
our curriculum.
See you later.
613
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:58,334
I assumed that
I was going to scare you.
614
00:34:58,417 --> 00:35:02,334
The last thing that scares me
In the world it is you.
615
00:35:02,417 --> 00:35:06,500
I accept your challenge,
and for that reason,
I choose weapons.
616
00:35:06,584 --> 00:35:08,834
Brilliant. The weapons?
617
00:35:12,792 --> 00:35:15,459
TAJ: Charlotte, is it me?
or these absurd paintings
618
00:35:15,542 --> 00:35:17,959
They are the exact image
of your absurd boyfriend?
619
00:35:18,042 --> 00:35:19,792
It's the Everett Hall.
620
00:35:19,876 --> 00:35:21,334
Everett Hall.
621
00:35:24,459 --> 00:35:27,626
Better tell me what it is tea
of Count Gray
what is here.
622
00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:31,000
The ashes of six
everett generations
They are there.
623
00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:34,042
For Pip I think
another room will be needed
that contains your ego.
624
00:35:34,626 --> 00:35:36,167
Shall we begin?
625
00:35:37,792 --> 00:35:39,751
But of course... (STUTTERS)
Let's get started.
626
00:35:45,042 --> 00:35:47,709
Not bad, Miss Higginson.
627
00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:51,125
But in fact, I studied
fencing at the university.
628
00:35:56,375 --> 00:35:59,334
University champion.
Twice in a row.
629
00:35:59,417 --> 00:36:02,459
I planned to have
mercy, but...
630
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,542
What was that?
631
00:36:18,626 --> 00:36:21,250
It's the Rathbone.
He taught it to me
my fencing instructor.
632
00:36:21,334 --> 00:36:22,834
He is a good swordsman.
633
00:36:22,918 --> 00:36:26,334
Yes. I have been told
countless women.
634
00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:29,584
Miss Higginson,
Have you seenZorro?
635
00:36:31,584 --> 00:36:32,709
I do.
636
00:36:34,292 --> 00:36:35,626
Six times.
637
00:36:42,459 --> 00:36:43,626
And me nine times.
638
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,834
you're lucky to lose
just your pants.
639
00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:07,292
Pity Ms.
You would have liked the visit.
640
00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:10,125
I'm going to go on that visit.
Will you go?
641
00:37:10,209 --> 00:37:14,542
So, when
make you replace,
I will be able to explain my reasons.
642
00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:16,500
See you later.
643
00:37:18,792 --> 00:37:21,250
(ROCK MUSIC)
644
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:28,417
TAJ: To the right is
the famous Tower of London,
645
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:35,209
where Elizabeth I imprisoned
to her explorer boyfriend,
Sir Walter Raleigh
646
00:37:35,292 --> 00:37:38,959
after discovering it
having fun with a
of his ladies-in-waiting.
647
00:37:39,042 --> 00:37:42,918
People line up
in the tower to see
the crown jewels
648
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,167
that were stolen during
the brutal occupation
British to India.
649
00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:49,918
The crown jewels
They are magnificent.
650
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,626
I doubt anyone will form
hour and a half to be able
see mine.
651
00:37:53,709 --> 00:37:55,751
Although once upon a time
at the Coolidge.
652
00:38:06,042 --> 00:38:07,459
TAJ: This is the area where
653
00:38:07,542 --> 00:38:12,751
Charles Dickens observed
the injustices of the system
London social.
654
00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:15,876
"It was the best time.
"It was the worst time."
655
00:38:15,959 --> 00:38:16,667
Write that down.
656
00:38:18,751 --> 00:38:22,375
Come on, guys, let's go.
It's an old church.
Don't get distracted.
657
00:38:24,334 --> 00:38:25,542
SEAMUS: Did you see that?
GETHIN: I love it.
658
00:38:35,209 --> 00:38:39,500
To the left, in the square
of Trafalgar, there is the
statue of Horatio Nelson,
659
00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:41,918
famous hero
British war
660
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:47,500
Nelson lost an arm,
an eye, an ear and the
leg in several battles.
661
00:38:47,584 --> 00:38:51,542
In the end, the poor man barely
It was a stick with a nice
admiral hat
662
00:38:59,667 --> 00:39:00,792
God.
663
00:39:01,626 --> 00:39:04,042
That stupid nerd looked at us.
664
00:39:04,125 --> 00:39:06,751
No. It was just me.
665
00:39:09,417 --> 00:39:11,250
Hello, is there anyone here?
666
00:39:11,918 --> 00:39:13,209
What I do?
667
00:39:13,292 --> 00:39:15,918
Open your silly mouth
and tell him what you think.
668
00:39:19,751 --> 00:39:23,709
You are the most beautiful woman
what have I seen in my life
669
00:39:23,792 --> 00:39:27,042
and it would give two years
tuition
if we slept together.
670
00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:29,167
Too honest, friend.
671
00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:31,834
How cute.
You are a naughty bear.
672
00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:34,959
Thanks... I think.
673
00:39:47,459 --> 00:39:49,250
What's so special
this place?
674
00:39:49,334 --> 00:39:52,417
The best fish
throughout London. Come on.
675
00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:58,250
Then Winnie raised
the sight, he looked at me with his
glasses and said:
676
00:39:58,334 --> 00:40:01,709
"I know you're good
with frauds,
677
00:40:01,792 --> 00:40:04,667
"But how are you?"
breaking codes?"
678
00:40:06,167 --> 00:40:10,417
And this, children, is how I saved
to England.
679
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:15,918
One minute. Winnie?
Did you know
to Winston Churchill?
680
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:21,042
Well, I'm not talking
of damn Winnie the Pooh,
do you understand?
681
00:40:22,751 --> 00:40:26,334
Jackie, what about my beer?
Immediately.
682
00:40:26,417 --> 00:40:27,918
I owe you an apology.
683
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,083
I really underestimated you.
You are a fantastic teacher.
684
00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:32,500
Thank you.
685
00:40:32,584 --> 00:40:34,167
So you had fun.
686
00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:36,000
Yeah! Much more than a dance.
687
00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:39,667
It just can't be! The dance.
688
00:40:41,042 --> 00:40:43,375
The House of Lords still
debate the proposal
689
00:40:43,459 --> 00:40:45,292
of the project
theater in West End,
690
00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:48,209
although, only if we unite,
we will find
the perfect solution
691
00:40:48,292 --> 00:40:49,751
and we can continue.
692
00:40:49,834 --> 00:40:51,000
PIP: Damn bastard!
693
00:40:52,709 --> 00:40:54,918
Of course it is the opinion
of a man
694
00:40:56,542 --> 00:40:59,417
Not you, Lord Wrightwood.
A thousand apologies.
695
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,542
With permission.
696
00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:04,709
CHARLOTTE: Really?
I didn't know it.
697
00:41:04,792 --> 00:41:06,334
What the hell is he doing here?
698
00:41:07,459 --> 00:41:10,626
Taj is a guest, Pip.
699
00:41:10,709 --> 00:41:13,209
And I ask you to do it
feel part of the evening.
700
00:41:14,876 --> 00:41:18,209
You're right, Charlotte.
I shouldn't have been rude.
701
00:41:18,292 --> 00:41:20,500
Thanks, Pip.
702
00:41:20,584 --> 00:41:23,751
PROVOST:
"And the fire
that comes out of you
703
00:41:23,834 --> 00:41:25,792
"much more beautiful,
704
00:41:26,834 --> 00:41:28,918
"more dangerous.
705
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,584
"Oh, my knight,
706
00:41:32,667 --> 00:41:38,626
"I'm not surprised.
When shining,
the blue fathoms. Oh my god.
707
00:41:40,042 --> 00:41:42,751
"It falls, it hits
708
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:47,500
"and cast pure gold."
709
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:56,417
Thank you, Sir Wilfred,
great delight.
710
00:41:58,334 --> 00:42:02,083
Now, it's tradition
in the literary dance,
711
00:42:02,167 --> 00:42:04,959
call a member
of the faculty
that dresses us
712
00:42:05,042 --> 00:42:08,709
to share your poet
Favorite Brit.
713
00:42:10,292 --> 00:42:11,792
Taj Badalandabad.
714
00:42:14,125 --> 00:42:15,834
I invite you to go to the podium.
715
00:42:23,042 --> 00:42:25,709
Pip, it's
an incredible surprise.
716
00:42:25,792 --> 00:42:30,918
I consider it important that a
foreign instructor
like Mr. Badalandabad,
717
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,626
show appreciation
for heritage and culture
that he hopes to teach.
718
00:42:35,667 --> 00:42:37,500
Have fun, Raji.
Thank you.
719
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,250
"There is a girl"
720
00:42:52,334 --> 00:42:56,709
"that is sure
that what shines
It's gold,"
721
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:01,626
"because he bought a ladder
in Hampstead."
722
00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:09,834
No, she
she is not satisfied.
723
00:43:09,918 --> 00:43:13,250
No. No, no, no.
She is not satisfied,
for nothing,
724
00:43:14,584 --> 00:43:18,834
even when your car
It is fine and fashionable,
725
00:43:18,918 --> 00:43:22,834
or is listening to the radio.
726
00:43:22,918 --> 00:43:27,125
Nor when he begs
Roxanne to turn on
the red light.
727
00:43:27,209 --> 00:43:29,542
"Damn, Roxanne,
turn on the red light
728
00:43:29,626 --> 00:43:33,792
"or the Silver Hammer
Maxwell
It will crush your head.
729
00:43:33,876 --> 00:43:36,792
"Turn on the red light,
idiot Roxanne,
730
00:43:36,876 --> 00:43:40,667
"or we will end up in a house
white with black curtains
at the station.
731
00:43:41,959 --> 00:43:45,584
"Or do you prefer to live
in that tower? No.
732
00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:47,792
"Turn on the red light,
Roxanne,
733
00:43:47,876 --> 00:43:50,834
"or I will have another breakdown
nervous, you understand?"
734
00:43:51,626 --> 00:43:54,042
"It's reality."
735
00:43:54,125 --> 00:43:55,959
"It's even better
than reality."
736
00:43:57,626 --> 00:44:01,042
"I wish they could
"Everyone loves me."
737
00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:06,042
"And I would like to take them
at the top, believe me."
738
00:44:08,125 --> 00:44:10,667
"Do you think I'm an American?"
stupid? Do you believe it?"
739
00:44:11,584 --> 00:44:12,918
(CLEARS THROAT)
740
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,209
"No."
741
00:44:15,876 --> 00:44:20,918
"That's why I wish you all
May they have a great life."
742
00:44:32,918 --> 00:44:34,042
Thank you.
743
00:44:36,459 --> 00:44:38,083
Fantastic.
744
00:44:39,459 --> 00:44:41,083
Did you like it?
Of course.
745
00:44:41,167 --> 00:44:43,042
The presentation
of that young man
746
00:44:43,125 --> 00:44:45,709
put the words together
of the street poets.
747
00:44:45,792 --> 00:44:49,209
Like the American rapper,
Eminem, who makes me cool.
748
00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:57,042
TAJ:
British limericks
I like them too.
749
00:44:57,125 --> 00:44:59,459
In fact, I read a
at Kensington station.
750
00:44:59,542 --> 00:45:00,876
Tell me if you know her.
751
00:45:00,959 --> 00:45:03,334
"Once upon a time there was a woman
something crazy
752
00:45:03,417 --> 00:45:05,876
"who circumcised
with the mouth."
753
00:45:05,959 --> 00:45:06,918
Taj.
754
00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:11,792
I present to you my parents,
Martha and Richard.
755
00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,792
And you know Sir Wilfred.
756
00:45:13,876 --> 00:45:15,751
Hello, it is
a real pleasure.
757
00:45:15,834 --> 00:45:18,250
Now I know where
Charlotte takes out her...
758
00:45:19,834 --> 00:45:21,459
sense of seriousness.
759
00:45:21,542 --> 00:45:22,417
(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
760
00:45:24,876 --> 00:45:26,918
That was an impressive
exhibition.
761
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,125
I congratulate you, Taj.
762
00:45:28,209 --> 00:45:31,209
Thank you, really. In fact
I owe it to my friend Pip,
763
00:45:31,292 --> 00:45:34,918
who encouraged me when others
They would have discouraged me.
Thanks, Pip.
764
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,417
Young man, I invite you
to have something with me.
765
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,292
Thank you. Excuse me.
766
00:45:41,167 --> 00:45:42,417
Come on, little boy.
767
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:44,250
He's nice and smart.
768
00:45:44,334 --> 00:45:47,542
I need a drink too.
Martha, will you come with me?
769
00:45:47,626 --> 00:45:48,834
Yes.
770
00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:52,667
That Raj looks...
771
00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:54,334
Taj, it's called Taj.
772
00:45:54,417 --> 00:45:56,125
Taj, yes.
773
00:45:56,209 --> 00:45:59,667
It is said that the boy
has given us something to talk about
at school.
774
00:45:59,751 --> 00:46:03,083
No. He just gets things done.
with another style.
775
00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:05,417
you are quite big
to choose friends,
776
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:09,083
but it would be a shame
risk your relationship
with Pip.
777
00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:11,334
The Everetts are
a very important family.
778
00:46:11,417 --> 00:46:15,375
Yes I know. Pip won't let me
never forget it.
779
00:46:15,459 --> 00:46:17,459
I'm just saying that
780
00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:21,626
not every girl has
the opportunity to be
the wife of an earl.
781
00:46:21,709 --> 00:46:23,292
I know you will take
the right decision.
782
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,751
(SCREAMING) Bottom!
Background! Background!
783
00:46:38,959 --> 00:46:40,792
Surely they give us
points for this?
784
00:46:40,876 --> 00:46:43,375
Seventy-five, Gethin.
For whoever wins.
785
00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:53,876
I calculated probabilities.
786
00:46:53,959 --> 00:46:57,375
His beer belly
It's much bigger.
787
00:46:57,459 --> 00:47:00,584
Have faith, Gethin.
The forces of nature
they help us.
788
00:47:05,250 --> 00:47:08,125
Stop looking at your breasts,
morons
789
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:10,667
(BURKS LOUDLY)
790
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:16,083
NARRATOR:
Declared fighting cocks
better drinkers.
791
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:21,417
Mmm, they're going up
in the table.
792
00:47:22,167 --> 00:47:23,709
Should that worry us?
793
00:47:23,792 --> 00:47:25,250
Those fools? No.
794
00:47:25,334 --> 00:47:26,959
The only thing that worries me
795
00:47:27,042 --> 00:47:29,542
They are contagious diseases
and terrible fashion.
796
00:47:29,626 --> 00:47:32,000
They make others sad.
797
00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:35,918
With its great campaigns
at the Battle of Cape
Saint Vincent
798
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,417
and his brilliant victory
at the Battle of Trafalgar,
799
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:42,459
Lord Nelson demonstrated
why was he the oldest
British naval hero.
800
00:47:42,542 --> 00:47:44,959
He wrote to him
to Lady Emma Hamilton:
801
00:47:45,042 --> 00:47:50,667
"I was always
15 minutes ahead,
That made me a man."
802
00:47:50,751 --> 00:47:55,292
Who thinks that Lord Nelson
It was reckless
during the Battle...?
803
00:47:56,792 --> 00:47:58,959
ROOSERS:
Our roosters will win!
804
00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:00,959
They will fight with their soul!
805
00:48:01,042 --> 00:48:02,042
Let's win!
That?
806
00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:03,417
Let's win!
That?
807
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,792
Our roosters will win.
808
00:48:05,876 --> 00:48:08,375
With their soul they will fight!
809
00:48:08,459 --> 00:48:12,876
As I said, who thinks
that Nelson took a risk
too much with...?
810
00:48:12,959 --> 00:48:16,792
We come to challenge you
to a recreation of
the Battle of Agincourt.
811
00:48:16,876 --> 00:48:18,918
Naturally, we will be
the english
812
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,709
and you parasites,
It will be the French.
813
00:48:22,334 --> 00:48:25,417
What do they answer?
814
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:28,876
Mr. Badalandabad,
if you insist on breaking in
in my class without warning,
815
00:48:28,959 --> 00:48:31,500
must prepare for...
We just wanted to have fun.
816
00:48:31,584 --> 00:48:36,500
I think you should prepare...
to be defeated.
817
00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:42,083
(THEY SIMULATE FEAR)
818
00:48:44,417 --> 00:48:46,584
(HEROIC MUSIC)
819
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:06,042
(GUNSHOT)
820
00:49:11,042 --> 00:49:12,876
CHARLOTTE:
They run away from us!
Over there!
821
00:49:18,334 --> 00:49:20,709
SADIE:
(INNOCENT VOICE)
High. Don't shoot.
822
00:49:20,792 --> 00:49:22,584
Maybe,
those strong arms
823
00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:25,542
find my gun
in this mud.
824
00:49:25,626 --> 00:49:26,459
(NOD)
825
00:49:28,417 --> 00:49:30,334
What do you believe? Here it is.
826
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,375
LEXIE: Bye, loser.
827
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,667
Penny, it's a new suit.
828
00:49:49,751 --> 00:49:52,292
Sorry, Lexie,
My finger slipped.
829
00:49:59,918 --> 00:50:01,125
Hey!
830
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:04,500
(LAUGHS)
831
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:12,334
(RAJ SCREAMS)
832
00:50:24,083 --> 00:50:25,334
(LAUGH)
833
00:50:29,709 --> 00:50:32,542
CHARLOTTE:
I'm sorry how
Pip behaved last night.
834
00:50:32,626 --> 00:50:35,167
Don't take it the wrong way.
He doesn't know what he's doing.
835
00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:38,334
Is it that or does he know?
and he is not interested.
836
00:50:38,417 --> 00:50:40,876
No, Taj, you don't understand.
837
00:50:40,959 --> 00:50:45,083
Pip comes from a family
very important, one of the most
powerful from here
838
00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:46,918
and sometimes
you must let go...
839
00:50:48,459 --> 00:50:50,626
You know what?
840
00:50:50,709 --> 00:50:52,334
I sound just like my father.
841
00:50:53,542 --> 00:50:55,792
I'm sorry.
Don't worry.
842
00:50:55,876 --> 00:51:00,792
Not counting that you must
forgive mistakes
countless of that oaf,
843
00:51:00,876 --> 00:51:03,584
what would you like to do
for the rest of your life?
844
00:51:03,667 --> 00:51:04,918
It will make you laugh.
845
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,626
No, of course not.
846
00:51:06,709 --> 00:51:08,834
It's absurd, really.
847
00:51:08,918 --> 00:51:12,167
It would be one of the
most famous archaeologists,
848
00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:15,292
traveling the world
looking for antiques.
849
00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:17,959
It sounds fascinating.
850
00:51:19,959 --> 00:51:21,667
It's not that simple.
851
00:51:21,751 --> 00:51:23,834
my parents wait
things about me,
852
00:51:23,918 --> 00:51:25,751
and archeology
is not one of them.
853
00:51:25,834 --> 00:51:27,375
As my mother says:
854
00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:30,751
"The future wife
a count does not kneel
on earth."
855
00:51:30,834 --> 00:51:32,542
Not with the rings,
at least.
856
00:51:33,542 --> 00:51:35,334
You tell me now.
857
00:51:35,417 --> 00:51:37,417
what do you want to do
with your life?
858
00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:40,792
I want to stay here.
859
00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:46,751
the university
would benefit from that.
860
00:51:46,834 --> 00:51:49,751
And your students adore you.
No, I don't speak
from the university.
861
00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:54,959
I'm talking about being here.
862
00:51:58,459 --> 00:52:01,459
I'm trying to say that you...
863
00:52:02,459 --> 00:52:04,459
You make me feel...
864
00:52:04,542 --> 00:52:05,667
(SCREAMS)
865
00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:08,375
(WITH DIFFICULTY)
They killed me.
866
00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:14,500
(GIRLS) It was very fun.
867
00:52:14,584 --> 00:52:16,042
I haven't done it in a long time.
868
00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:17,375
(LAUGH) I loved it.
869
00:52:19,209 --> 00:52:21,959
I forgot who won
the battle.
870
00:52:22,042 --> 00:52:23,125
CHARLOTTE: Pip.
871
00:52:23,209 --> 00:52:25,500
what the hell
are you dressed?
872
00:52:25,584 --> 00:52:27,792
We recreate the Battle
of Agincourt.
It was fantastic.
873
00:52:27,876 --> 00:52:29,459
What did you do what?
874
00:52:29,542 --> 00:52:32,250
I can't talk now.
I'll call you later.
875
00:52:33,834 --> 00:52:35,959
Hey, wait.
876
00:52:36,042 --> 00:52:38,334
They have been passing
a lot of time together.
877
00:52:38,417 --> 00:52:41,834
You don't suppose that he
and she are...
878
00:52:41,918 --> 00:52:44,292
No, of course not.
Not my Charlie.
879
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,667
No, the poor thing
feel sorry
880
00:52:46,751 --> 00:52:48,626
for that beggar cretin
881
00:52:48,709 --> 00:52:51,918
and his band of mutants
and prostitutes.
882
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,375
You always see the best
in people.
883
00:52:53,459 --> 00:52:55,751
You know what they say,
The Lords are pious.
884
00:52:57,417 --> 00:52:59,751
Welcome to the test
of knowledge.
885
00:52:59,834 --> 00:53:00,834
(APPLAUSE)
886
00:53:00,918 --> 00:53:02,250
NARRATOR:
Fighting cocks.
887
00:53:02,334 --> 00:53:03,542
NARRATOR:
Foxes and hounds.
888
00:53:04,918 --> 00:53:08,584
The team that wins gets
50 points for the Cup.
889
00:53:08,667 --> 00:53:11,083
Please wait
for the question to finish.
890
00:53:11,167 --> 00:53:12,876
Percy stole the answers.
891
00:53:12,959 --> 00:53:15,209
But don't go
to make obvious.
892
00:53:15,292 --> 00:53:18,375
Question number one.
Finish this quote
of Churchill.
893
00:53:18,459 --> 00:53:20,876
"Let it flow. Let
May it flow strongly..."
894
00:53:20,959 --> 00:53:22,375
PIP: The answer is...
895
00:53:22,459 --> 00:53:26,500
"Inexorable, irresistible,
benign to greater lands
and better days."
896
00:53:26,584 --> 00:53:28,209
Point Fighting Cocks.
897
00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:34,042
How many members
of the Beatles have been
armed by the queen?
898
00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:36,083
The answer is...
Just one,
Sir Paul McCartney.
899
00:53:36,167 --> 00:53:37,918
Point Fighting Cocks.
900
00:53:39,876 --> 00:53:41,709
Forget it,
make it obvious.
901
00:53:41,792 --> 00:53:43,792
Who is the inventor
of the microscope?
902
00:53:43,876 --> 00:53:45,125
Anton van Leeuwenhoek.
903
00:53:45,209 --> 00:53:47,125
Point Fighting Cocks.
904
00:53:49,626 --> 00:53:51,959
Captain of the last team
English to win a world cup.
905
00:53:52,042 --> 00:53:54,083
Bobby Moore.
Point Fighting Cocks.
906
00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:57,417
In what Shakespeare play
are there ghosts?
907
00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,834
Julius Caesar, Richard III,
Hamlet andMacbeth.
908
00:53:59,918 --> 00:54:01,334
When was it built
the Suez Canal?
909
00:54:01,417 --> 00:54:02,751
1869.
910
00:54:02,834 --> 00:54:03,751
Point Fighting Cocks.
911
00:54:03,834 --> 00:54:06,334
What is the name of the island...?
The Galapagos Islands.
912
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:08,042
What's it called...?
sodium chloride.
913
00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:09,500
Which...?
The flux capacitor.
914
00:54:09,584 --> 00:54:11,000
Say something. Whatever.
915
00:54:11,083 --> 00:54:12,375
How many...?
Fifteen.
916
00:54:12,459 --> 00:54:13,751
Seventeen.
Point Fighting Cocks.
917
00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:15,334
In biology...
A gerbil.
918
00:54:15,417 --> 00:54:16,334
That...?
Gonorrhea.
919
00:54:16,417 --> 00:54:17,500
Who...?
William Shatner.
920
00:54:17,584 --> 00:54:18,959
Nicolae Ceausescu.
921
00:54:19,042 --> 00:54:20,000
Say...
George Lazenby.
922
00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:21,125
Point Fighting Cocks.
923
00:54:21,209 --> 00:54:22,584
Big dog.
Point Fighting Cocks.
924
00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:24,292
Modus operandi.
Fighting cocks.
925
00:54:24,375 --> 00:54:25,459
This guy is very good.
926
00:54:25,542 --> 00:54:27,125
The Battle of Trafalgar.
927
00:54:27,209 --> 00:54:28,751
Little rocket.
Fats Domino.
928
00:54:28,834 --> 00:54:30,667
Better known as diarrhea.
929
00:54:30,751 --> 00:54:32,459
Point Fighting Cocks.
930
00:54:37,209 --> 00:54:40,542
The Fighting Roosters win
the knowledge test.
931
00:54:43,209 --> 00:54:46,334
NARRATOR:
The Fighting Roosters sweep
with proof of knowledge.
932
00:55:01,918 --> 00:55:03,626
NARRATOR:
Seamus O'Toole destroys
the rugby field.
933
00:55:04,751 --> 00:55:07,042
NARRATOR:
Fighting cocks 380.
934
00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:09,792
TAJ: "Yesterday,
in a surprising
spin on the rugby field",
935
00:55:09,876 --> 00:55:13,042
"Fighting Roosters
they surpassed the house
Hampshire..."
936
00:55:13,125 --> 00:55:14,083
(APLAUD) Yes!
937
00:55:14,167 --> 00:55:16,876
"And they won the game
in the last seconds,
938
00:55:16,959 --> 00:55:20,459
"thanks to a performance
awesome
by Seamus O'Toole.
939
00:55:20,542 --> 00:55:23,334
Calm down, girls,
I still have another one
impressive performance
940
00:55:23,417 --> 00:55:25,459
or two, inside me.
941
00:55:25,542 --> 00:55:27,792
I met the guy
most wonderful!
942
00:55:27,876 --> 00:55:29,626
Not once
He saw my breasts.
943
00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:36,334
Maybe he's gay.
What if you don't like them?
the girls?
944
00:55:36,417 --> 00:55:38,584
five pounds
who likes
the sausage.
945
00:55:38,667 --> 00:55:40,417
Screw you, drunk.
946
00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:44,167
Taj, I'm nervous.
I like this type.
947
00:55:44,250 --> 00:55:47,667
It has class,
that they should leave
with a society lady.
948
00:55:47,751 --> 00:55:49,709
I don't think
make this relationship work.
949
00:55:49,792 --> 00:55:52,375
Sadie, if you feel
that you want to know him,
950
00:55:52,459 --> 00:55:54,918
then you must know him.
951
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:58,209
Fortune and position
They don't matter when he speaks
the heart
952
00:56:00,209 --> 00:56:01,334
Do you really think that?
953
00:56:01,417 --> 00:56:03,167
Of course.
Yes.
954
00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:04,667
(SEAMUS NODS)
Yes.
955
00:56:09,918 --> 00:56:13,542
Pip, the Gamecocks
they won on the field
rugby the other day.
956
00:56:13,626 --> 00:56:16,584
If they win the dog show
on Saturday, we would be
in trouble.
957
00:56:16,667 --> 00:56:17,709
Roger,
958
00:56:17,792 --> 00:56:20,125
sometimes God,
in his infinite wisdom,
959
00:56:20,209 --> 00:56:23,959
gives you a ray of hope
to the ignorant and
the unprivileged
960
00:56:24,042 --> 00:56:25,751
to compensate
her horrible hair
961
00:56:25,834 --> 00:56:28,584
and let them spend winter
and summer in the same place.
962
00:56:30,334 --> 00:56:32,959
The fighting cocks are
enrolling a beast.
963
00:56:33,042 --> 00:56:36,292
And we to Chauncey
Avalon Renaissance,
964
00:56:36,375 --> 00:56:40,375
direct descendant
of the legendary
Zurich von Edelweiss.
965
00:56:40,459 --> 00:56:41,667
It's true. He will win.
966
00:56:42,167 --> 00:56:44,209
That's how it is.
967
00:56:44,292 --> 00:56:46,959
Especially because I prepared
a caution.
968
00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:49,125
BOTH: Ding dong!
969
00:56:53,918 --> 00:56:56,334
My ancestors did not create
the Hastings Cup
970
00:56:56,417 --> 00:56:59,876
so that you scourge
how the roosters will mock
of her.
971
00:56:59,959 --> 00:57:03,125
Bon appétit, Balzac,
and good riddance, fools.
972
00:57:03,209 --> 00:57:04,209
Maxicrow?
973
00:57:04,292 --> 00:57:08,167
Extend and Super Hammer?
Where did you get this from?
974
00:57:09,751 --> 00:57:11,751
I took it from the bag
on my father's trip.
975
00:57:11,834 --> 00:57:13,334
but it says
Pip Everett Jr.
976
00:57:13,417 --> 00:57:14,959
Typing error.
In all three jars?
977
00:57:15,042 --> 00:57:16,417
Shut your mouth.
978
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,375
(SUSPENSE MUSIC)
979
00:57:51,209 --> 00:57:52,334
TAJ: Hey!
980
00:57:54,250 --> 00:57:57,375
I have already told you that you should not
accept food from strangers.
981
00:57:59,792 --> 00:58:03,334
PIP: Gentlemen, the show
tomorrow will pass
to history.
982
00:58:05,709 --> 00:58:08,751
For the victory
and that beautiful Cup.
983
00:58:10,209 --> 00:58:12,000
TAJ: Come on, Chauncey.
984
00:58:12,083 --> 00:58:13,792
PIP: Cheers!
TAJ: Good boy.
985
00:58:13,876 --> 00:58:15,334
Sorry, little friend.
986
00:58:18,918 --> 00:58:20,667
NARRATOR:
Dog show
from the Hastings Cup.
987
00:58:35,626 --> 00:58:37,209
Good, Chauncey!
988
00:58:37,292 --> 00:58:38,083
That's how it's done!
989
00:58:38,167 --> 00:58:39,876
WOMAN: Bravo!
990
00:58:43,125 --> 00:58:44,000
GETHIN: Yes!
991
00:58:55,375 --> 00:58:57,709
You okay, huh?
992
00:58:57,792 --> 00:59:02,584
Ready? Are you OK?
Yeah? Do you want to give them
a bite?
993
00:59:03,209 --> 00:59:04,792
Yes, I think so.
994
00:59:04,876 --> 00:59:06,751
PIP: Good luck today.
995
00:59:06,834 --> 00:59:09,125
Thank you. Likewise.
996
00:59:09,209 --> 00:59:13,417
Thank you. The competition
it will get hard.
997
00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:14,792
You bet.
998
00:59:14,876 --> 00:59:16,626
Surely so, Poop. Pip.
999
00:59:16,709 --> 00:59:18,792
It came out,
diarrhea face.
1000
00:59:18,876 --> 00:59:23,375
That? What did I say?
What did I say, little one?
1001
00:59:23,459 --> 00:59:26,876
Mitchel Caronta
and his dachshund, Fritz.
1002
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:41,834
strong jaw,
extended chest,
firm and strong rear.
1003
00:59:42,542 --> 00:59:44,918
like a young girl
Susan Sarandon.
1004
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,292
Taj Badla...
1005
00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:49,334
(CANNOT
PRONOUNCE SURNAME)
1006
00:59:49,417 --> 00:59:50,959
BOTH: It's time!
1007
00:59:51,042 --> 00:59:53,125
(CONTINUE TRYING
TO SAY THE LAST NAME)
1008
00:59:53,209 --> 00:59:54,500
Badalandabad.
1009
00:59:54,584 --> 00:59:56,709
And his bulldog, Balzac.
1010
01:00:17,042 --> 01:00:18,667
PIP: How strange.
1011
01:00:19,667 --> 01:00:20,792
They have no effect.
1012
01:00:20,876 --> 01:00:22,250
maybe
they were spoiled.
1013
01:00:22,334 --> 01:00:24,250
They were fine on Monday.
1014
01:00:24,334 --> 01:00:25,751
My father told me.
1015
01:00:31,959 --> 01:00:36,375
WOMAN: Oh my God, this dog
It's... magnificent!
1016
01:00:39,125 --> 01:00:40,375
SEAMUS: Good dog, that's what.
1017
01:00:43,751 --> 01:00:46,042
Too easy.
1018
01:00:46,125 --> 01:00:50,000
Oh. I just hope
that are not
so hard on you.
1019
01:00:52,834 --> 01:00:57,125
Pip Everett, Earl of Grey,
and his Great Dane, Chauncey.
1020
01:01:08,918 --> 01:01:10,167
(HOWING)
1021
01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:20,959
Chauncey! No!
1022
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,042
(ROMANTIC MUSIC)
1023
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,250
Chauncey!
1024
01:01:32,959 --> 01:01:34,209
Chauncey!
1025
01:01:40,459 --> 01:01:41,918
Chauncey!
1026
01:01:42,459 --> 01:01:44,626
(EVERYONE IS AMAZED)
1027
01:01:44,709 --> 01:01:45,918
Chauncey!
1028
01:01:47,042 --> 01:01:48,042
Come.
1029
01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:52,000
PIP: Chauncey, come on.
1030
01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:54,459
Chauncey.
1031
01:01:54,542 --> 01:01:55,792
Chauncey!
1032
01:01:55,876 --> 01:01:57,876
CHARLOTTE: What are you doing?
Trust me.
1033
01:01:57,959 --> 01:02:00,042
Chauncey, come!
1034
01:02:01,042 --> 01:02:03,167
(CHAUNCEY HOWLS)
1035
01:02:06,209 --> 01:02:09,792
Can someone bring me
a wet wipe?
1036
01:02:09,876 --> 01:02:14,584
How could you humiliate me
that useless cow worshiper
Third world?
1037
01:02:14,667 --> 01:02:17,500
I don't know what Charlotte sees in him.
to that damn one.
1038
01:02:17,584 --> 01:02:20,876
And your sister, that traitor.
Doesn't come off
of his disgusting friend.
1039
01:02:20,959 --> 01:02:22,500
The world has gone crazy.
1040
01:02:22,584 --> 01:02:27,500
Our lifestyle is
threatened, and I first,
I won't let that continue.
1041
01:02:27,584 --> 01:02:32,751
Pip, maybe we'll find
a better use for your sword.
1042
01:02:32,834 --> 01:02:36,167
Alexandra, are you sure that you
sister won't go
to the rooster festival?
1043
01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:39,167
Yes, Penelope came out
with my parents tonight.
1044
01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:41,334
And Penelope and you
Are they identical?
1045
01:02:41,417 --> 01:02:45,667
Well, I have
a birthmark.
Shall I show it to you?
1046
01:02:45,751 --> 01:02:49,417
If the mob wants to die
torn to pieces, that's how it will be.
1047
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,459
Alexandra,
I will need your help.
1048
01:02:51,542 --> 01:02:52,500
(CHAUNCEY CRYES)
1049
01:02:52,584 --> 01:02:56,792
Chauncey, shut up.
The pills will lose
its effect.
1050
01:02:56,876 --> 01:02:58,292
Alexandra,
why are you sitting there?
1051
01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:00,125
You said we would play
with my sword.
1052
01:03:00,209 --> 01:03:01,876
It's true, I'm sorry.
1053
01:03:02,626 --> 01:03:04,292
(PEOPLE CELEBRATING)
1054
01:03:06,292 --> 01:03:07,709
(SCREAMS)
1055
01:03:14,876 --> 01:03:16,250
Let's celebrate!
1056
01:03:17,959 --> 01:03:20,542
(ROCK MUSIC)
1057
01:03:44,250 --> 01:03:46,250
TAJ: I request your attention,
a minute.
1058
01:03:47,751 --> 01:03:50,167
I ask for your attention
a minute. (BLOW)
I asked them...
1059
01:03:52,751 --> 01:03:54,667
I thank you all
to come tonight.
1060
01:03:54,751 --> 01:03:57,500
Thanks to the performance
by Balzac,
1061
01:03:57,584 --> 01:04:01,250
the Roosters are alone
20 points from the Foxes
and Hounds.
1062
01:04:01,334 --> 01:04:05,083
So whoever wins the
next event, it will be
the winner of the Cup.
1063
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,792
and now,
everyone get drunk!
1064
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:13,751
What's up, Gethin?
1065
01:04:13,834 --> 01:04:15,751
Where is Balzac?
1066
01:04:15,834 --> 01:04:18,250
I think he has a date.
1067
01:04:27,542 --> 01:04:29,459
NARRATOR:Do not disturb.
1068
01:04:32,125 --> 01:04:33,542
(BURNET)
1069
01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:47,209
Hey Taj!
Sadie, how was your date?
1070
01:04:47,292 --> 01:04:50,083
You were right.
He is a perfect gentleman.
1071
01:04:50,167 --> 01:04:54,042
We drink tea, we dine in the light
of the candles
and we ride in a carriage.
1072
01:04:54,125 --> 01:04:55,042
Brilliant.
Then we get drunk
1073
01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:58,542
he ripped off my dress
and we did it on the ground.
1074
01:04:58,626 --> 01:05:00,876
Very good.
To celebrate.
1075
01:05:00,959 --> 01:05:02,918
Sir, there is a problem
with Simon.
1076
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,584
Sorry. That?
1077
01:05:05,834 --> 01:05:07,167
TAJ: Simon?
1078
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,584
I have a pro...
1079
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,042
I have a problem.
1080
01:05:13,125 --> 01:05:15,083
He spoke, I don't believe it.
1081
01:05:15,167 --> 01:05:19,918
Simon, it doesn't matter
the problem,
We are your friends, tell us.
1082
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:23,209
It's just... the size
of my penis...
1083
01:05:23,459 --> 01:05:25,000
You...
1084
01:05:25,584 --> 01:05:26,500
Oh...
1085
01:05:28,334 --> 01:05:31,792
Well it's proven
1086
01:05:31,876 --> 01:05:36,083
that the penis
of a man usually
1087
01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:41,918
seem small, although
actually, it's not.
1088
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,751
Well, that's what I'm afraid of,
1089
01:05:43,834 --> 01:05:46,959
because, I measured it,
They are 29 centimeters.
1090
01:05:47,042 --> 01:05:50,083
How do you say?
Repeat that.
1091
01:05:50,167 --> 01:05:53,542
The problem is that
when I get excited,
1092
01:05:53,626 --> 01:05:57,167
the blood runs from my head
to me... another head.
1093
01:05:57,542 --> 01:06:00,042
And I can't speak.
1094
01:06:00,125 --> 01:06:01,542
But do you think that still...?
(SHOUT)
1095
01:06:03,417 --> 01:06:05,500
SEAMUS: I see it well,
I think you'll be fine.
1096
01:06:05,584 --> 01:06:06,667
If it works...
1097
01:06:08,292 --> 01:06:09,209
Ah...
1098
01:06:11,125 --> 01:06:14,292
I'm sorry to interrupt
his little sleight of hand,
1099
01:06:14,375 --> 01:06:17,250
but, Taj, a beautiful
Girl is waiting for you outside.
1100
01:06:20,459 --> 01:06:22,209
It surprises me
Don't go out anymore.
1101
01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:27,334
Hello.
CHARLOTTE: Smile.
1102
01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:33,000
I'm sorry. I wanted a photo
of the best party of the year.
1103
01:06:33,083 --> 01:06:35,459
Well, then come in
to have something
1104
01:06:35,542 --> 01:06:37,834
Then, first a surprise.
Come with me to the forest.
1105
01:06:37,918 --> 01:06:39,751
A surprise in the forest?
1106
01:06:39,834 --> 01:06:42,417
Just give me a second.
I'm going to prepare my wallet.
1107
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,709
You come.
1108
01:06:45,292 --> 01:06:46,918
(ROMANTIC MUSIC)
1109
01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:56,375
TAJ: Impressive.
1110
01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:59,042
Fantastic.
1111
01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:02,292
Comet Persephone
has not been seen
in English sky since...
1112
01:07:04,459 --> 01:07:08,125
Napoleon was defeated
in Waterloo.
Yes.
1113
01:07:10,751 --> 01:07:12,250
Come.
1114
01:07:17,417 --> 01:07:19,083
One more surprise and that's it.
Yeah?
1115
01:07:20,792 --> 01:07:22,542
Is it something else from heaven?
1116
01:07:38,375 --> 01:07:39,626
No more sky.
1117
01:07:44,042 --> 01:07:45,876
(ROCK MUSIC)
1118
01:07:50,292 --> 01:07:53,083
Hey, old man.
Hey. It's a party.
1119
01:07:53,167 --> 01:07:54,959
Have something.
How much do you see?
1120
01:07:57,667 --> 01:07:58,542
Aha!
1121
01:08:31,042 --> 01:08:33,125
Hello.
1122
01:08:33,209 --> 01:08:37,751
Seamus told me a story
about you. A very long one.
1123
01:08:38,209 --> 01:08:39,709
(LAUGHS)
1124
01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:06,500
Penelope.
You said you wouldn't be there.
1125
01:09:06,584 --> 01:09:12,250
Yes. I said it, but it didn't let me
to think about you.
1126
01:09:12,334 --> 01:09:13,918
Oh really?
Yes.
1127
01:09:14,918 --> 01:09:16,584
It's fantastic.
1128
01:09:16,667 --> 01:09:18,334
Take me, Gavin.
Gethin.
1129
01:09:19,375 --> 01:09:21,000
Don't care.
1130
01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:27,334
Wow. You look different.
1131
01:09:27,417 --> 01:09:29,000
Did you already have that brand
on your neck?
1132
01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:31,042
Combine with this one.
1133
01:09:32,459 --> 01:09:34,751
Another stupid question?
No, I'm done.
1134
01:09:34,834 --> 01:09:36,083
Good.
1135
01:09:38,834 --> 01:09:40,667
Don't be nervous
for undressing you.
1136
01:09:41,792 --> 01:09:43,542
Take off your clothes.
1137
01:09:47,834 --> 01:09:49,334
Alright.
1138
01:10:02,584 --> 01:10:03,459
Oh!
1139
01:10:06,959 --> 01:10:08,918
GETHIN: Yes!
1140
01:10:23,042 --> 01:10:24,500
SEAMUS: Hello.
1141
01:10:29,375 --> 01:10:31,375
take your hands off me
from above,
1142
01:10:31,459 --> 01:10:34,250
drunk stinking irish.
1143
01:10:36,334 --> 01:10:38,083
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
1144
01:10:38,167 --> 01:10:42,584
No. Dilip, Kami and Alita.
We are the Badalandabad.
1145
01:10:42,667 --> 01:10:45,709
We came to surprise you
to our son, Taj Mahal.
1146
01:10:45,792 --> 01:10:47,250
It's up.
1147
01:10:47,334 --> 01:10:50,459
If you'll excuse me,
I'm in love.
1148
01:10:59,083 --> 01:11:00,500
(GRUNTS)
1149
01:11:01,876 --> 01:11:04,417
(GRUNTING)
1150
01:11:08,918 --> 01:11:11,459
(MEOW)
1151
01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:15,667
Excuse me. Thank you.
1152
01:11:17,626 --> 01:11:19,876
What a bad puppy.
1153
01:11:21,334 --> 01:11:22,417
(BARK)
1154
01:11:26,792 --> 01:11:27,959
Oops.
1155
01:11:31,459 --> 01:11:34,209
I'm ready for you,
my nice and delicious pudding.
1156
01:11:36,083 --> 01:11:37,292
FAMILY: Surprise!
1157
01:11:37,375 --> 01:11:39,500
Oh!
Oh my God!
1158
01:11:39,584 --> 01:11:41,375
Oh my God!
1159
01:11:41,459 --> 01:11:43,542
It just can't be!
Salt!
1160
01:11:43,626 --> 01:11:45,876
Get out of here! Fast!
Where to?
1161
01:11:45,959 --> 01:11:47,834
I don't know, go away!
Get out of here!
1162
01:11:47,918 --> 01:11:51,667
Let me! Let it go!
It isn't true. Don't you dare.
1163
01:11:56,626 --> 01:12:00,250
AND? How was your flight?
1164
01:12:02,083 --> 01:12:03,626
I warn you, Provost,
1165
01:12:03,709 --> 01:12:06,292
you will be surprised
more than you imagine.
1166
01:12:06,375 --> 01:12:08,042
Excuse me. With permission.
1167
01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:10,000
Good God!
Disgusting, don't you think?
1168
01:12:11,417 --> 01:12:14,209
PIP: Let's go.
Hello, cute.
1169
01:12:15,834 --> 01:12:17,167
Provost?
1170
01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:20,042
Provost?
1171
01:12:21,459 --> 01:12:23,417
This way, Provost.
1172
01:12:24,626 --> 01:12:25,626
(MOANER DISCONCERNED)
1173
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:28,125
Are you okay?
1174
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,250
(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
1175
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:38,167
Provost, knocked unconscious
this woman with that thing.
1176
01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:39,375
PROVOST: Hmm.
1177
01:12:50,792 --> 01:12:52,876
Easy, beta.
1178
01:12:52,959 --> 01:12:54,834
They'll get over it.
1179
01:12:54,918 --> 01:12:58,167
It's not the first time
who sees you naked
your family
1180
01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:01,751
Although the hair
you didn't have it
so long
1181
01:13:01,834 --> 01:13:04,250
(WHISPERS) Dad!
1182
01:13:04,334 --> 01:13:09,000
Hey... Was it a person
special or was it...?
1183
01:13:10,375 --> 01:13:11,792
No! Yeah!
1184
01:13:11,876 --> 01:13:14,584
No, I mean... Yes,
there was a person...
1185
01:13:14,667 --> 01:13:16,459
Really?
1186
01:13:16,542 --> 01:13:20,292
And how durable
Was it the relationship?
1187
01:13:20,375 --> 01:13:23,876
Well, today was ours
first night together.
1188
01:13:23,959 --> 01:13:25,584
And now in your room.
1189
01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:29,083
Shabaash, beta.
My son is
a great hunter!
1190
01:13:29,167 --> 01:13:31,584
A typical Badalandabad.
1191
01:13:31,667 --> 01:13:35,083
Do you already have the old one
calendar
girls, beta?
1192
01:13:35,167 --> 01:13:37,250
Yes, something like that.
1193
01:13:38,125 --> 01:13:40,250
Penelope?
1194
01:13:40,334 --> 01:13:42,209
GETHIN: Naughty little girl,
I wait for you.
1195
01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:45,542
Honey? I'm ready.
1196
01:13:47,542 --> 01:13:50,959
Penelope, I don't know well
what should i do
1197
01:13:51,042 --> 01:13:52,500
Do you have to discipline me?
1198
01:13:54,584 --> 01:13:58,209
Exactly.
Are you enjoying the party,
sir?
1199
01:14:00,667 --> 01:14:02,667
You know, beta? I envy you.
1200
01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:05,584
You are just like me.
1201
01:14:05,667 --> 01:14:09,083
You are typical Badalandabad.
1202
01:14:09,167 --> 01:14:14,626
Doing the spring dance
morning, afternoon and night.
1203
01:14:14,709 --> 01:14:19,209
Sheathing the golden sword
24 hours a day.
1204
01:14:19,292 --> 01:14:20,209
Well done!
1205
01:14:20,292 --> 01:14:21,876
(SINGS IN DIALECT)
1206
01:14:21,959 --> 01:14:25,125
Dad! Dad! Dad!
Dad, listen.
1207
01:14:25,209 --> 01:14:26,500
Nodishum.
1208
01:14:26,584 --> 01:14:28,292
Nodishum?
No.
1209
01:14:28,375 --> 01:14:33,042
Not the typical Badalandabad
and not a hunter either.
Sorry.
1210
01:14:33,125 --> 01:14:34,959
I tried to follow
your legacy.
Seriously,
1211
01:14:35,042 --> 01:14:37,626
but it seems
that I disappointed you.
1212
01:14:37,709 --> 01:14:41,334
It's just... I fell in love
of a girl And it's the only one.
1213
01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:43,792
Just one girl?
1214
01:14:45,083 --> 01:14:46,500
Just one.
1215
01:14:48,417 --> 01:14:49,500
(SIGH)
1216
01:14:50,751 --> 01:14:52,042
I understand.
1217
01:14:53,417 --> 01:14:57,751
And does this girl feel
the same as you?
1218
01:14:59,542 --> 01:15:00,792
It seems so.
1219
01:15:00,876 --> 01:15:01,626
(LAUGHS)
1220
01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:07,792
Not everyone can
be hunters like me, son.
1221
01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:14,334
Aren't you disappointed?
1222
01:15:14,417 --> 01:15:18,417
Why would I be disappointed?
You are my son.
1223
01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:20,584
And be seeing that already
you are a real man
1224
01:15:20,667 --> 01:15:23,584
makes me feel proud,
beta.
1225
01:15:23,667 --> 01:15:26,417
Come closer.
And hug your father.
1226
01:15:28,042 --> 01:15:29,125
Clear.
1227
01:15:30,709 --> 01:15:32,792
No, let me go,
I need another one.
1228
01:15:32,876 --> 01:15:34,542
No, beta, no.
Don't let me go.
1229
01:15:34,626 --> 01:15:37,375
I love you.
Me too.
I can't breathe!
1230
01:15:37,459 --> 01:15:38,709
Beta, I'm drowning.
1231
01:15:38,792 --> 01:15:41,292
I love you too.
My testicles!
1232
01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:43,292
Charlie: Bye.
1233
01:15:43,375 --> 01:15:45,292
PIP: Sorry.
Did I ruin your moment?
1234
01:15:45,375 --> 01:15:47,083
And what are you doing here?
1235
01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:51,042
Provost and I did
some interesting
discoveries.
1236
01:15:51,125 --> 01:15:54,834
Some copies of the exam
of history
in their rooms.
1237
01:15:56,542 --> 01:15:58,459
my students
They would never do it.
1238
01:15:58,542 --> 01:16:02,876
Yes. Well, tell him that
to the disciplinary committee
in the morning.
1239
01:16:05,209 --> 01:16:07,334
It's funny how they come out
things, don't you think?
1240
01:16:08,709 --> 01:16:12,417
I suggest you
What are you packing, paki?
1241
01:16:14,626 --> 01:16:17,334
Control, boy.
Control.
1242
01:16:17,417 --> 01:16:19,959
It's mine.
Hey!
1243
01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:27,500
Camford University is
a recognized institution
all over the world.
1244
01:16:27,584 --> 01:16:30,792
We take very seriously
the transgressions.
1245
01:16:30,876 --> 01:16:36,000
Therefore,
I must inform you
who are expelled.
1246
01:16:37,667 --> 01:16:39,334
I stole the exam.
1247
01:16:39,417 --> 01:16:42,167
Sir, that's ridiculous.
Silence, Gethin,
It's what I should do.
1248
01:16:44,584 --> 01:16:47,083
If I don't know anything
of English history,
1249
01:16:47,167 --> 01:16:50,125
it was stupid to wait
that my students
They will pass the exam.
1250
01:16:50,209 --> 01:16:54,459
I admit that it was
a weakness.
But it was mine, not theirs.
1251
01:16:54,542 --> 01:16:59,083
Wow, do you understand that this
means your immediate
expulsion?
1252
01:16:59,167 --> 01:17:01,292
Yes sir.
1253
01:17:01,375 --> 01:17:04,125
I just pray you don't penalize
to my students
1254
01:17:04,209 --> 01:17:05,959
because I committed
a terrible mistake.
1255
01:17:06,042 --> 01:17:08,918
They must all be expelled.
They already took the exam.
1256
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:13,959
I don't see why punish
to the whole house because
Mr. Bada...
1257
01:17:14,542 --> 01:17:16,042
ALL: Badalandabad!
1258
01:17:16,125 --> 01:17:17,459
Thank you.
1259
01:17:17,542 --> 01:17:19,709
Yes, well,
for their transgressions.
1260
01:17:19,792 --> 01:17:23,375
The best thing would be to practice them
an oral exam
1261
01:17:23,459 --> 01:17:28,167
and if they pass it,
everything will be forgotten.
If not, they will leave.
1262
01:17:28,250 --> 01:17:29,751
Good.
1263
01:17:29,834 --> 01:17:33,626
Meanwhile,
Mr. Badalandabad,
his expulsion is accepted.
1264
01:17:39,751 --> 01:17:41,584
TAJ: No. Charlotte,
let me explain to you.
1265
01:17:41,667 --> 01:17:43,834
I've heard enough, thank you.
1266
01:17:43,918 --> 01:17:46,209
I can't believe
to believe your nonsense.
1267
01:17:46,292 --> 01:17:47,334
But...
1268
01:17:47,417 --> 01:17:50,584
Those boys love you.
I admired you.
1269
01:17:51,584 --> 01:17:54,751
But you're a cheater
who lied and defrauded us.
1270
01:17:54,834 --> 01:17:56,584
Hey, I didn't mean to
hurt you
1271
01:17:56,667 --> 01:17:58,250
If you would let me explain.
No.
1272
01:17:58,334 --> 01:18:01,542
The road to hell
is formed
Good intentions, right?
1273
01:18:01,626 --> 01:18:04,083
Goodbye, Mr. Badalandabad.
1274
01:18:10,417 --> 01:18:12,209
(SLOW MUSIC)
1275
01:19:10,834 --> 01:19:13,250
TEACHER:
You know why they came.
1276
01:19:13,334 --> 01:19:14,542
Begin.
1277
01:19:27,250 --> 01:19:28,667
(MOANS)
1278
01:19:28,751 --> 01:19:31,334
What's up, baby?
What's happening?
1279
01:19:31,417 --> 01:19:35,125
I have to leave you.
You want pleasure, don't you?
1280
01:19:35,209 --> 01:19:36,876
It's my new tactic, baby.
1281
01:19:36,959 --> 01:19:39,125
I'm kind to you.
1282
01:19:39,209 --> 01:19:42,125
You don't like it, right, bitch?
1283
01:19:42,209 --> 01:19:45,000
Hi guys.
How did it go?
1284
01:19:48,876 --> 01:19:51,542
Hey, the important thing is
What did they try, yes?
1285
01:19:51,626 --> 01:19:52,918
(LAUGH)
1286
01:19:53,292 --> 01:19:55,042
Did they pass?
1287
01:19:55,125 --> 01:19:57,167
They passed!
Yeah!
1288
01:20:01,209 --> 01:20:03,209
What have you got, Gethin?
1289
01:20:03,292 --> 01:20:05,626
It was thanks
to you, sir.
1290
01:20:05,709 --> 01:20:07,375
And as for
leave us tomorrow,
1291
01:20:07,459 --> 01:20:09,709
they will massacre us
and goodbye to the Cup.
1292
01:20:09,792 --> 01:20:12,042
Don't start, Gethin.
It's completely ridiculous.
1293
01:20:12,125 --> 01:20:14,042
You did everything.
1294
01:20:14,125 --> 01:20:16,459
Do you know? something told me
what would happen,
1295
01:20:16,542 --> 01:20:21,250
so...
I bought something to toast.
1296
01:20:21,334 --> 01:20:24,167
Remember, they rejected them
when they arrived at this place
1297
01:20:24,250 --> 01:20:28,042
and now those arrogant people know
who are better
1298
01:20:29,918 --> 01:20:32,000
Due to your great work,
1299
01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:37,918
Camford, one of the best
institutions of the world,
Now it's yours.
1300
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:42,209
It's time to go out.
Of breaking into pieces
to those foxes
1301
01:20:42,292 --> 01:20:44,918
and win them that Cup.
1302
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,918
For the fighting cocks.
For the fighting cocks.
1303
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:49,500
Oh, don't start with that.
1304
01:20:49,584 --> 01:20:52,959
For the fighting cocks!
For the fighting cocks!
1305
01:21:32,375 --> 01:21:34,125
Taj Mahal, beta, cheer up.
1306
01:21:34,209 --> 01:21:36,751
There will be another school
that makes you happy.
1307
01:21:39,876 --> 01:21:43,584
Dad, I'm so sorry
have disappointed you.
1308
01:21:43,667 --> 01:21:45,876
I know I couldn't reach
your great fame.
1309
01:21:48,959 --> 01:21:51,250
What did I tell you
of those stories, Dilip?
1310
01:21:51,792 --> 01:21:53,167
Tell him.
1311
01:21:55,459 --> 01:22:00,209
Taj, maybe I have
exaggerated in what I told you.
1312
01:22:02,375 --> 01:22:05,334
I'm afraid to tell you that I will never
I was a member
of the Foxes and Hounds.
1313
01:22:06,083 --> 01:22:07,209
That?
1314
01:22:08,167 --> 01:22:11,834
But all those stories?
1315
01:22:11,918 --> 01:22:15,000
All that having been
the sultan of sex,
It was true, right?
1316
01:22:15,083 --> 01:22:16,459
(LAUGHS SARCASMLY)
1317
01:22:16,542 --> 01:22:19,667
I would like to. hopefully
knows where it is.
1318
01:22:19,751 --> 01:22:22,584
rather
He is the clueless sultan.
1319
01:22:22,667 --> 01:22:25,542
I must tell you that sometimes
it's hard to find
the hole.
1320
01:22:25,626 --> 01:22:26,751
Wait. Wait.
1321
01:22:26,834 --> 01:22:29,751
Why didn't you come in?
to the fraternity?
1322
01:22:29,834 --> 01:22:31,667
I thought they had accepted me.
1323
01:22:31,751 --> 01:22:35,125
But when I arrived,
they had been wrong.
1324
01:22:35,209 --> 01:22:37,459
typographical error,
according to them.
1325
01:22:38,042 --> 01:22:39,042
It isn't true.
1326
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:41,209
Don't worry, beta.
1327
01:22:41,292 --> 01:22:44,125
Maybe university is not
place for the Badalandabad.
1328
01:22:45,375 --> 01:22:47,375
Hey. Let's go home.
1329
01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:53,000
Could you leave me
a moment alone?
1330
01:22:54,584 --> 01:22:58,209
Of course.
We'll wait outside.
1331
01:23:07,250 --> 01:23:10,083
I will no longer use
the golf cart, Van.
1332
01:23:10,167 --> 01:23:14,167
Is the car fast?
What are you doing here?
1333
01:23:14,250 --> 01:23:17,375
There is no time.
I'll explain to you along the way.
1334
01:23:19,083 --> 01:23:24,292
I welcome you
to the final competition
for the Hastings Cup.
1335
01:23:24,375 --> 01:23:25,584
(APPLAUSE)
1336
01:23:32,417 --> 01:23:36,167
Only two teams
have gathered
enough points
1337
01:23:36,250 --> 01:23:39,083
to compete
in the final event.
1338
01:23:39,167 --> 01:23:40,876
The Foxes and Hounds
1339
01:23:40,959 --> 01:23:44,083
and the Fighting Roosters.
1340
01:23:44,167 --> 01:23:47,209
Foxes and Hounds,
Who will represent them?
1341
01:23:47,292 --> 01:23:48,834
I will do it.
1342
01:23:48,918 --> 01:23:52,250
Fighting cocks,
Who will represent them?
1343
01:23:53,792 --> 01:23:54,751
TAJ: I will.
1344
01:23:56,792 --> 01:23:59,250
(MUMBERS)
1345
01:24:01,125 --> 01:24:04,209
What are you doing here?
They expelled you.
1346
01:24:04,292 --> 01:24:08,292
I fear that Mr. Everett
you are right.
Only students can...
1347
01:24:08,375 --> 01:24:10,792
Principal Cunningham,
must be readmitted.
1348
01:24:10,876 --> 01:24:13,209
charlie,
have you gone crazy?
I'm not well.
1349
01:24:13,959 --> 01:24:16,125
If you see
close up photography,
1350
01:24:16,209 --> 01:24:19,083
you will see that that woman
He has the stolen exams.
1351
01:24:19,167 --> 01:24:22,417
So it couldn't have been Taj.
He only helped his friends.
1352
01:24:24,792 --> 01:24:28,792
Don't stay there, young man.
There is a competition
waiting.
1353
01:24:28,876 --> 01:24:30,584
(EVERYONE CELEBRATE)
1354
01:24:33,167 --> 01:24:34,167
Health.
1355
01:24:37,626 --> 01:24:40,292
Fighting cocks!
1356
01:24:41,167 --> 01:24:42,500
On guard.
1357
01:24:46,918 --> 01:24:48,876
Foxes and Hounds Point.
1358
01:24:53,834 --> 01:24:56,626
Hey, he's talented.
You're not concentrating.
1359
01:24:56,709 --> 01:24:59,667
when it attacks
on the left and exposes
his chest you must attack.
1360
01:24:59,751 --> 01:25:01,083
Hello. I try.
1361
01:25:01,167 --> 01:25:03,751
But his quick attacks
They make it difficult for me.
1362
01:25:03,834 --> 01:25:06,292
Oh, our first fight.
Attack him.
1363
01:25:16,209 --> 01:25:18,334
Point Fighting Cocks.
1364
01:25:24,459 --> 01:25:27,209
Fabulous. More tips?
Yes.
1365
01:25:31,751 --> 01:25:33,959
Understood.
1366
01:25:34,042 --> 01:25:36,500
I think finally
he starts to get scared.
1367
01:25:38,292 --> 01:25:40,959
Apparently he got angry.
1368
01:25:44,292 --> 01:25:46,792
I will do what
my ancestors did.
What are you saying?
1369
01:25:46,876 --> 01:25:48,959
Do you want to exploit me
economically?
No.
1370
01:25:50,542 --> 01:25:52,250
First blood.
First blood?
1371
01:25:54,042 --> 01:25:56,876
Come on, Paki. take revenge
of the british
aristocrats.
1372
01:25:59,417 --> 01:26:01,125
Pip, enough.
1373
01:26:04,834 --> 01:26:06,292
I'm not nosy
1374
01:26:06,375 --> 01:26:08,667
but don't you think
your obsession
with the sword be
1375
01:26:08,751 --> 01:26:11,125
to make up for your... Nothing!
1376
01:26:15,667 --> 01:26:18,542
violence
it doesn't solve anything.
1377
01:26:23,167 --> 01:26:24,667
I'm sorry!
1378
01:26:24,751 --> 01:26:25,667
No.
1379
01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:28,667
Gethin.
1380
01:26:29,584 --> 01:26:30,959
Thank you.
1381
01:26:31,626 --> 01:26:32,751
Oh no.
1382
01:26:32,834 --> 01:26:35,542
Why don't you
Do your people understand?
We don't want them here.
1383
01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:52,876
If it weren't for us,
who would take care of your gardens
and I would serve them tea
1384
01:26:52,959 --> 01:26:54,876
while they pretend
be important?
1385
01:26:56,167 --> 01:27:00,000
They would survive but I doubt
that you do it.
1386
01:27:09,042 --> 01:27:11,584
You are pompous,
racist, exists
1387
01:27:11,667 --> 01:27:15,500
and you dress like
a dance instructor
of a cruise
1388
01:27:19,626 --> 01:27:21,792
This is where the curtain
get off, Raji.
1389
01:27:22,417 --> 01:27:23,876
Great idea, Pip.
1390
01:27:25,834 --> 01:27:27,334
(SCREAMS)
1391
01:27:33,250 --> 01:27:36,792
Up and down we fall.
1392
01:27:36,876 --> 01:27:39,626
Impressive, Pip.
It was fantastic.
How did you do it?
1393
01:27:39,709 --> 01:27:42,542
Well, I train,
I exercise.
I eat healthy...
1394
01:27:47,167 --> 01:27:49,167
I'm starting to get tired
of this game.
1395
01:27:55,167 --> 01:27:56,918
Do the Rathbone.
1396
01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:03,125
The Rathbone.
Very impressive.
1397
01:28:04,292 --> 01:28:06,918
But bad news.
I showed it to him.
1398
01:28:09,375 --> 01:28:11,459
I will introduce you
to your ancestors, Jachi.
1399
01:28:11,542 --> 01:28:13,918
Yeah? better
I present to you
to yours.
1400
01:28:18,626 --> 01:28:20,375
No!
1401
01:28:21,417 --> 01:28:23,959
Grandfather!
1402
01:28:37,083 --> 01:28:38,792
And my name is Taj.
1403
01:28:38,876 --> 01:28:42,667
Point and win
Mr. Ba... Ba... Ba...
1404
01:28:44,083 --> 01:28:45,959
Badalandabad!
1405
01:28:48,751 --> 01:28:51,459
Can you bring me
a wet wipe?
1406
01:28:51,542 --> 01:28:54,167
You are the winner, young man.
Congratulations.
1407
01:29:02,792 --> 01:29:05,000
Ladies and gentlemen,
1408
01:29:06,834 --> 01:29:11,751
I present to you
to the winners,
the fighting cocks,
1409
01:29:11,834 --> 01:29:15,375
this year's winners
of the Hastings Cup.
1410
01:29:18,250 --> 01:29:19,959
Hurrah!
1411
01:29:20,792 --> 01:29:23,375
High. Shh. High. High.
1412
01:29:24,918 --> 01:29:27,876
High. High. High. High.
High. High. High. High.
1413
01:29:27,959 --> 01:29:32,375
My father donates millions
of pounds
to this university.
1414
01:29:32,459 --> 01:29:35,292
Consider the repercussions
what is about
to do.
1415
01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:38,000
PENELOPE: Hurry, walk.
ALEXANDRA: I'm coming.
1416
01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:41,334
Tell him!
I'm coming. Wait.
1417
01:29:41,417 --> 01:29:46,042
Pip stole the exams
and he forced me to put them in
in their rooms.
1418
01:29:49,375 --> 01:29:54,709
Wow, you should consider
the repercussions
of what you did, Pip.
1419
01:29:54,792 --> 01:29:57,209
Yes, you are right.
You are expelled.
1420
01:30:00,959 --> 01:30:02,584
(STUTTERS)
1421
01:30:04,167 --> 01:30:06,375
I never tolerated
to that scoundrel.
1422
01:30:09,584 --> 01:30:10,542
Stephen!
1423
01:30:13,751 --> 01:30:15,250
Stephen!
1424
01:30:19,167 --> 01:30:20,667
Lord Wrightwood?
1425
01:30:21,959 --> 01:30:23,459
Yeah?
1426
01:30:23,542 --> 01:30:26,626
(STUTTERS)
Pip Everett. Earl of Grey.
1427
01:30:26,709 --> 01:30:30,542
Mr. Everett, I...
I didn't recognize him.
1428
01:30:30,918 --> 01:30:32,375
It's no big deal.
1429
01:30:32,459 --> 01:30:36,667
I wanted to tell you that I received
your letter of recommendation
and I wanted to thank you for everything.
1430
01:30:36,751 --> 01:30:42,250
Yes. About that,
I think there was a mistake.
1431
01:30:42,334 --> 01:30:45,125
A mistake?
Typographic, I'm afraid.
1432
01:30:45,209 --> 01:30:47,876
should have said
who did not get the position.
1433
01:30:47,959 --> 01:30:50,083
Sorry, friend.
1434
01:30:50,167 --> 01:30:52,584
(STUTTERS)
Of typography?
1435
01:30:52,667 --> 01:30:56,125
What it means is
Go to hell, Pip.
1436
01:30:56,209 --> 01:31:01,459
Unclear. Yes I understand.
Clear. Yes.
1437
01:31:01,542 --> 01:31:04,667
With typographic
did you mean...?
It was clear. Thank you.
1438
01:31:05,584 --> 01:31:08,959
Beta, beta, beta, beta!
1439
01:31:09,042 --> 01:31:11,667
I had never felt
so proud
like right now.
1440
01:31:11,751 --> 01:31:12,542
Thank you.
1441
01:31:12,626 --> 01:31:15,375
Your son is the best hunter
of the campus.
1442
01:31:15,459 --> 01:31:18,542
My son, a hunter?
1443
01:31:18,626 --> 01:31:21,751
women throw
your underwear
when he walks down the street.
1444
01:31:21,834 --> 01:31:25,042
I always knew that my son
I would follow my steps
1445
01:31:25,125 --> 01:31:27,918
in the search
of the pink cave.
1446
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:32,000
Being a hunter is
in the genes
of the Badalandabad.
1447
01:31:32,083 --> 01:31:34,000
Well, maybe
in your genes,
1448
01:31:34,083 --> 01:31:38,167
because I never saw them
nothing special
when I saw yours.
1449
01:31:38,250 --> 01:31:40,834
Are you implying that
I don't have aim?
I am a father of three children.
1450
01:31:40,918 --> 01:31:43,167
And?
If our mattress
I could have children,
1451
01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:44,667
You would be the father of six.
1452
01:31:44,751 --> 01:31:46,209
I'm warning you, woman.
1453
01:31:46,292 --> 01:31:48,042
My sari is shaking.
1454
01:31:48,125 --> 01:31:49,417
Take back what you said!
1455
01:31:49,500 --> 01:31:50,918
Thanks for my father.
1456
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:54,042
They don't live here, do they?
No. They live in Milwaukee.
1457
01:31:54,125 --> 01:31:55,626
So, it's a pleasure.
1458
01:31:56,834 --> 01:31:59,584
Charlotte, I don't have
a lot of money
1459
01:31:59,667 --> 01:32:02,876
I don't have a house or anything.
I'm not a count.
1460
01:32:02,959 --> 01:32:05,584
The only title I have
It's that of a Toyota Corolla
from 86.
1461
01:32:05,667 --> 01:32:08,209
What's wrong with you,
Mr. Badalandabad?
1462
01:32:08,292 --> 01:32:11,000
Forget what it is
a wonderful swordsman?
1463
01:32:11,083 --> 01:32:14,334
Not so much.
They already wanted to kill me.
Well, I gave him a couple.
1464
01:32:16,959 --> 01:32:19,500
Are you calling me a hunter?
Maybe.
1465
01:32:20,876 --> 01:32:22,083
Well.
1466
01:32:22,375 --> 01:32:23,876
(LAUGHS)
1467
01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:28,959
I bet
you don't find it.
1468
01:32:29,042 --> 01:32:30,042
Oh really?
Yes.
1469
01:32:30,125 --> 01:32:31,125
Let's go.
Do you want revenge?
1470
01:32:31,209 --> 01:32:32,542
Of course.
1471
01:32:32,626 --> 01:32:34,375
I'm not well dressed.
1472
01:32:34,459 --> 01:32:37,000
You don't need clothes for that.
I only have
to look for it. Come.
1473
01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:44,500
(CLOSING MUSIC)